big zotter here now

11/17/04 | John Dilbert

[realjdgufgov]

We are Ignoring and excepting what is happing to us in the united states of america. We think it is exceptable to have camera's watching us and to a degree it is ok. I live in a small town though and we have had camera's on every street light put up in our town on our main street, that is posted in every direction.

[Darksheare]

Willdo.

[Conspiracy Guy]

He made no sense.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Never abuse a dog with a gun!

[TheBigB]

At times I hear Halliburton cell phone calls in my fillings.

Oops, sorry, that's me. I mis-dialed 1-800-HOTT-MOLARS. :^)

[cyborg]

LOL

[Darksheare]

I couldn't make heads or tails of it either.

[Darksheare]

LOL!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

He is either stupid, has some disorder or both.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Especially if it looks like he knows what he is doing.

[Darksheare]

Had a cat that looked like she knew what she was doing.
Freaked me out.
Thankfully she's gone senile.

[Argh]

"big zotter here now"? I thought the Big Zotter died in that plane accident with Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens.

OK, OK, I'm leaving.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Did she own a gun?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Chantilly lace and a pretty face.
A ponytail, hangin down.
A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk.
Makes the world go round and round.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Oh baby that's a what I like.

[Darksheare]

No, she operated the CD player, changed the outgoing answering machine message, recorded a memo while making an outgoing phonecall, turned on the TV, and changed the alarm clock wakeup time, as well as changed the time on teh clock itself.
She's now senile and doesn't do that stuff anymore.
But when she did..

[Argh]

That's the guy!

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[Darksheare]

Mandy cat was pretty weird.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Did she answer to the electric can opener? Cats worship electric can openers as if they are a feline god.