It has to be a DUmmie, to lazy to get the gardening shovel out of the drawer next to the knife and to stupid to go to the store and buy there own veggies.
Never ever take a knife to an onion fight.
Or....the turkey forgot that one pint of Smirnoff before dinner might be a bit much!
But, when a guy goes out to his garden in November at 8:00 PM, anything might happen. *S*