Posted on 11/16/2004 10:48:26 AM PST by gopwinsin04
Britney Spears Goes to College
Pop superstar Britney Spears is going back to college in an effort to line up a career when her pop fame fades.
The 23 year old newlywed has enrolled at Pepperdine College near her Malibu, California home and is intent on having different employment options--because she is tired of seeing her face splashed across newspaper and magazine covers.
A source reveals, 'Despite all the money she has, Briney is getting bored. She is enjoying her current newlywed status, but knows that her fame won't last forever.'
'She wants to start a family, but sees combining that and studying to be a perfect way to spend her married life.'
(Excerpt) Read more at teenhollywood.com ...
Unless she is truely interested in a subject, this is a total waste for someone who already has money.
She is going to drop out when she sees the workload involved, guarenteed.
Few know she is actually an expert in semiconductor physics:
http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
They've got a degree in belly ring cleaning???????....
so she can't live on a billion dollars?
Not worth Gherkin off over.....
I'm sure she'll do fine as an engineer.
It is a spectacular campus, I was just out there Saturday. was thinking of teaching there, but new admittees seem to be less than stellar, according to this story!
can you feel the love in this thread. . .
She'll major in belly ring cleaning with a minor in tatoo removal.
Ok the tongue thing is rude, vile and obscene and I really really like it!
My favorite brand!
Mama suppoesdly wants her to go respectable now..
She doesn't want to be upstaged by the Olsen twins. Or is it the constant need for attention?
Yeah, Pepperdine seems like a strange choice.
Didnt one of the Olsen Twins drop out of NYU already or something..
OFF-CAMPUS ACTIVITIES
Off-campus rights and freedoms of students involve the responsibility to display conduct and behavior that reflect favorably on them, the University, and the community. Although the University is not responsible or liable for student off-campus events or behavior, it does reserve the right to take disciplinary action in response to behavior off campus that violates University expectations and policies or adversely affects the University community and/or the pursuit of its objectives.
MISCONDUCT SUBJECT TO DISCIPLINARY ACTION
The following examples of misconduct are not exhaustive but are intended to give a student an idea of the types of behaviors that may result in disciplinary action...
...15. Exhibition, possession, or distribution of material or representations deemed to be obscene or contrary to the moral standards and/or mission of the University, including, but not limited to, pornography.
16. Lewd behavior or indecent exposure of any kind.
Does that mean she can't make porno movies or she just can't look at them?
In the words of Quagmire from Family Guy..."AAAlllright...GIGIDY, GIGIDY, GIGIDY, OH!!!"
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