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To: Onthewrongside
"And the Lord spake, saying: 'First shalt thou take out the Holy ZOT. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy ZOT Grenade of FReep towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Book of Armaments, chapter two, verse twenty-one.
2 posted on
11/10/2004 9:27:04 PM PST by
fastattacksailor
("Francisco Franco--still dead after all these years!!")
To: Onthewrongside
Get a job, save money, send in immigration application. Move.
Hope this helps.
3 posted on
11/10/2004 9:27:38 PM PST by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
To: Onthewrongside
---Would you all be interested in taking up a collection to boot my ass out of the country?---
No. And stay out of Montana!
4 posted on
11/10/2004 9:27:57 PM PST by
claudiustg
(Go Sharon! Go Bush!)
To: Onthewrongside
7 posted on
11/10/2004 9:28:50 PM PST by
B-Cause
(Old news media is going fast - Welcome to the NEW MEDIA!)
To: Onthewrongside
Bullets are fairly cheap.
8 posted on
11/10/2004 9:29:11 PM PST by
Nateman
(The enemies of reason are allies of evil.)
To: Onthewrongside
MMmmmMMmmm... tasty...
9 posted on
11/10/2004 9:29:52 PM PST by
GeronL
(Congratulations Bush on your re-election VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Onthewrongside; ChefKeith
We can boot your A$$ out without a collection.
CK/Ping
10 posted on
11/10/2004 9:30:25 PM PST by
WestCoastGal
(Jr. “I ain’t done nothing smart all day. Just one of those days.” Spotter "Welcome to Darlington")
To: Onthewrongside
Find the nearest body of water.
Jump in.
That is all.
L
12 posted on
11/10/2004 9:30:37 PM PST by
Lurker
(God: "Yasser, this is Mr. Klinghoffer. Leon, please show Yasser the Door To Hell.")
To: Onthewrongside
If you pick up enough beer cans and plastic bottles you can save enough for a trip to San Diego. Then you can walk your sorry ass across the border into Mexico.
14 posted on
11/10/2004 9:31:17 PM PST by
Enterprise
(The left hates the Constitution. Islamic Fascism hates America. Natural allies.)
To: Onthewrongside
how about floating on an inner tube 90 miles south of Florida ?
16 posted on
11/10/2004 9:31:49 PM PST by
stylin19a
(It's called GOLF because all the other 4 letter words were taken)
To: Onthewrongside
Re: boot my ass out of the country?
How about I boot you in ass all around this country first, before I boot you out?
18 posted on
11/10/2004 9:32:38 PM PST by
endthematrix
(CRUSH ISLAMOFACISM!)
To: Onthewrongside
hey scum bag troll you got what you want a vanity post
now take a airborn intercourse at a preambulating pastry you little puke
19 posted on
11/10/2004 9:35:49 PM PST by
al baby
(she stuned my little beeber)
To: Onthewrongside
To: Onthewrongside
Have you considered stowing yourself away in the wheel well of an AirFrance jet for Paris???
(If you survive the flight, you could join the Foreign Legion and go surrender in their little skirmish in the Ivory Coast.)
To: Onthewrongside
Hitchhike to the Southern border and swim the Rio Grande. If it works going North, it will probably work going South. You can get a job in a cantina cleaning spitoons.
The Mexicans would love it. You might even learn a trade.
25 posted on
11/10/2004 9:37:45 PM PST by
Ronin
(When the fox gnaws....SMILE!)
To: Onthewrongside
LOL! I like this thread, please don't zot it!
To: Onthewrongside
Better yet, go to Washington D.C. hoof it over to the PRC Embassy and claim political asylum. I am sure the ChiComs would love to take you to Beijing and feed your worthless a$$ for the rest of your life.
28 posted on
11/10/2004 9:40:15 PM PST by
Ronin
(When the fox gnaws....SMILE!)
To: Onthewrongside
Volunteer for the army.
When you get to Iraq...walk away and never come back, or you'll be nailed for desertion.
The advantages of this process are:
1.It's free.
2.You'll be in good walking shape when you get there.
3.It's permanent.
You can start tomorrow!
29 posted on
11/10/2004 9:41:37 PM PST by
Darkwolf377
(We know it's been posted already--so has "Posted already!")
To: Onthewrongside
Get a job,troll,get off FR,and leave MY country.
To: Onthewrongside; dead; Fedora; Darksheare; King Prout; Jet Jaguar
You've really stepped in it now,loser troll!
Hey gang...LIVE TROLL here.
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