Posted on 11/05/2004 10:15:31 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
Three Sentenced for Golf With Prostitutes
Friday November 5, 2004 5:16 PM
NORCO, Calif. (AP) - Two golf course managers and a tournament organizer were sentenced to house arrest for hosting two competitions featuring prostitutes and strippers stationed along the putting greens.
[snip] About 160 golfers paid $200 apiece to play, though some showed up without their clubs, officials said.
Sheriff's deputies wearing camouflage raided the second tournament, detaining 90 golfers and 17 strippers and alleged prostitutes, along with golf course workers.
(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...
Some showed up without their clubs? I don't think so!
I suppose commenting about how firm their grips and how stiff their shafts were would be totally, totally inappropriate?
Totally. No question.
Wheh... glad I didn't, then.
Yeah, you really dodged one.
...and it would also be totally inappropriate to hypothesize that the hookers/strippers washed the duffer's balls in order to help keep their puts straight. So don't even think of it.
Good. Then I certainly won't ask about how many strokes they took, and will totally avoid any mention of rules on lifting and cleaning of their balls.
Having strippers stationed beside greens and tee boxes is illegal?
Uh oh.
That, and talk of good lies in the rough...
Yeah, I think it's pretty clear that strokes in the rough are best left unmentioned, too.
But in the new movie, Bill Murray could use his "It's in the hole!" line a few times. I'm just saying ...
And it brings a "skins game" to a whole new level... of course, best on each hole could be a little subjective.
I'm not thinking about it ... you know, what you said.
Perhaps I need counseling.
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