DUDES!!! I FOUND IT!! THE ALL TIME BEST ANGRY LEFT COMMENTARY OF ALL TIME!!!!

The Moscow Times ^ | 11/5/04 | Swiftsure

[Swiftsure]

Dudes you MUST read this one if you want to gloat!!!

[MP5SD]

Hardly DUDE.

[RaceBannon]

Yo, where have YOU BEEN??

Your picture of you wearing the Commie Uniform is one of the things that motivated me to become active here, and then you disappear!

[katdawg]

"Shall we weep, moan, rend our garments, cover ourselves with sackcloth and ashes? Shall we sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of republics? Shall we cower in the shadows and sing glamorous dirges for the Lost Cause, for vanished glories and broken dreams?"

Sounds like something the DUmmies are doing right about now.

[Kahuna]

We've got 2 dudes that found the barf on the floor. More to come.

[TheBigB]

"Chris Floyd" is apparently an alias of Mark Morford's.

[Dog Gone]

Moreover, recent academic studies show that a large majority of Bush supporters actually disagree with him on everything from the Kyoto Protocol to missile defense to international law to workers' rights -- but somehow believe that he shares their views.

Which european junior high schools conducted those studies?

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[ArrogantBustard]

[Kahuna]

Big time election lag Dude, if you know what I mean? I'll catch your drift in a day or two.

[edwin hubble]

OK... This stuff deserves the H.L. Mencken award.
It is really "dark and stormy night" stuff.
quote follows:

"...dull primitives dressing up their ape-lust for power with scraps of religion, philosophy and cant."

Now, you have made us smile.
Your writing brings genuine laughter... deeply satisfying.

[fizziwig]

Webster's 1913 Dictionary

Definition: \Dude\, n.
A kind of dandy; especially, one characterized by an
ultrafashionable style of dress and other affectations.
[Recent]

The social dude who affects English dress and English
drawl. --The
American.

[MP5SD]

You can't spell DUDE without the DU.

[Mukor]

Totally awesome catch, dude!

[delacoert]

The Moscow Times, leftist? Pfft. If you want leftist commentary, you gotta go to truly communist newspaper -- like the New York Times or the Boston Globe.

[kezekiel]

[randog]

Uhhhhhmmmmmmmm.....so what's his plan? Oh, yeah--it's a secret.

[Morgan's Raider]

These are the facts, and they can't be altered. But how to respond to this catastrophe? Shall we weep, moan, rend our garments, cover ourselves with sackcloth and ashes? Shall we sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of republics? Shall we cower in the shadows and sing glamorous dirges for the Lost Cause, for vanished glories and broken dreams?

-snip-

This is not an insurmountable task, no matter how impervious the Bush Machine -- that monstrous conglomeration of judicial bagmen, Congressional rubber stamps, hard-right media moguls, dopehead radio ranters, sex-crazed theocrats, neo-conservatives, neo-Confederates, war profiteers, think-tank bleaters, Wall Street sharks, oilmen, Moonies, gun nuts and woman-haters -- might appear at the moment. Let's look at the facts. Despite four years of the most relentless barrage of propaganda, deceit, misinformation and fearmongering ever hurled against a free society, more than 55 million people voted to reject Bush and all his works: his Hitlerite policy of aggressive war; his gulag system of torture and lawless detention; his savage assault on civil rights, the environment, working people and the poor; his systematic destruction of social programs; his transfer of sovereignty from individuals and communities to the iron grip of his corporate donors; his trashing of hard-won international agreements on nuclear weapons, conventional arms, war crimes, global warming, the rights of women and the protection of children; his unleashing of rabid religious zealots into the bowels of government to set policies on science, health, education, welfare, while sucking up billions in public money to fund their sectarian causes.

Gollllll-eeeeee, Mr Floyd. You use your tongue purtier'n a twenty dollar whore.
(Apologies to Slim Pickens)

[finnman69]

Pics for your commentary:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1271164/posts

[WKL815]

DUDES!

"Dude" is an iconic word for my generation. I totally love the use of this word when speaking heartfelt. It's pure and sincere and can be used to show kinship even when you aren't agreeing with someone. Stop givin' him a hard time.

It makes me smile, Dude!!!