[Lurking2Long]

Sorry for the vanity, but I'm sure you'll appreciate the sentiment!

[CougarGA7]

What's the margin of error?

[carl in alaska]

I know how you feel. Please folks, no more phony manipulated Zogby polls for at least a year!

[Asphalt]

it's sort of funny now, but never post this again. I hate polls now.

[20mm lib babies in city dumps]

Conservatives generally raise their children. Liberals generally abort their children. After thirty years of this, there are a lot more conservatives than liberals. Abortion is the "final solution" for the liberal problem. After another two generations of this, liberal politicians won't be able to carry anything outside of Washington D.C.

[atomicpossum]

Is this likely voters?

[WordWizard]

YIPPEE!! I will go for it... hey it has been a long, nerve-wracking, anxiety-ridden, campaign... the President can't gloat, cause he is president... but all of us wrung-out supports deserve at least a little bit of a gloat... doncha think?

[mlocher]

was this an exit poll?

[stockpirate]

NYT headline would read, "Bush holds narrow lead over Kerry"

[badpacifist]

ahhh now this shaking and twitchin can stop thank you!

[mrsmith]

Setting: A cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr. and Mrs. bun enter - downwards (on wires).

Mr. Bun (Eric Idle): Morning.

Waitress (Terry Jones): Morning.

Mr. Bun: What have you got, then?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and POLLS; egg, bacon, and POLLS; egg, bacon, sausage and POLLS; POLLS, bacon, sausage, and POLLS; POLLS, egg, POLLS, POLLS, bacon, and POLLS; POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, egg, and POLLS; POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, baked beans, POLL, POLLS, POLLS, and POLLS; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and POLLS.

Mrs. Bun (Graham Chapman): Have you got anything without POLLS in it?

Waitress: Well, there's POLLS, egg, sausage, and POLLS. That's not got MUCH POLLS in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want _any_ POLLS.

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got POLLS in it!

Mr. Bun: Not as much as POLLS, egg, sausage, and POLLS.

Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage without the POLLS?

Waitress: Uuuuuuuuugggggh!

Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean uuugggh!? I don't like POLLS.

Vikings: (singing) POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS. POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS... Lovely POLLS,wonderful POLLS.... (Brief shot of Viking ship)

Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, POLLS, and
sausage without the POLLS.

Mrs. Bun: Why not!

Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage, would it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like POLLS!

Mr. Bun: Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your POLLS. I LOVE them. I'm
having POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS...

Vikings: (singing) POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS...

[Timeout]

I'm withholding comment until I see how the weekend affects the results.

[BonnieJ]

I just heard Mort Kondracke speculating about how narrowly Kerry lost Ohio and the presidency, saying it was currently by 95K or so and could end up 55K votes. Does anyone know if these numbers are correct? WHEN will anyone bring up the narrow losses in PA, Wisconsin, N.H....and ask for them to count provisional ballots there?

[Tensgrrl]

We're DOOOMMMED! Oh, wait...., never mind.

[solo gringo]

That was the poll numbers here at my home before and after the election.

[alpo]

NYT Headlines : KERRY COMES IN SECOND!


Bush fininshes next to last

[ohioGOP]

Don't worry, we'll see a Bush bounce after the weekend.