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John Kerry has had one consistent position on road crossing since the beginning of this thing...
or
Where can I get me one of 'dem 'dere huntin' licenses?
So he could get run over by the paint truck and have a
yellow streak down his backside.
You can't cross the road. If you cross the road, you'll be in Cambodia.
So he could get run over by the paint truck and have a
yellow streak down his backside.
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He walked to the middle, then proceeded to weave back and forth, never really getting anywhere.
He was tied to a chicken.
Karl Rove, the EVIL GOP strategist, planted the story that Kerry had crossed the road....
To shoot the naked, unarmed teenage boy on the other side.
John Kerry has a plan to cross the road. He has been very consistent about this plan. John Kerry is the only candidate who has a plan. General Shznkknzz had a plan but Bush retired him. He outsourced it to Afghan Warlords instead of importing it cheaper from Canada. John Kerry's plan has been clear from day one. It is a good plan. Two newspapers have endorsed John Kerry's plan. This president rushed across the road without a clear plan for getting to the other side. There was no plan and Kerry has a plan.
Geez, what are we going to do for humor tomorrow?
Because he is purposeful and consistent in word and deed.
He has a great plan to be able to cross the road. He will
not cross the road like George W. Bush. In the future, he
will consider road crossings a "nuisance". He will not
take his eye off the "road" as he crosses. He will look
at that road and that road only. He will not tend to the
18 wheeler bearing down on him, after all, it hasn't hit
him (yet).
He crossed the road because he flipped his car on one side of the road and there was a flophouse on the other side.
Y'all are crazy!
He didn't cross the road...he found it much easier just to volunteer to write up the after action reports about guys who actually did cross the road...He then wrote up a nice 'Kerry tale' about how he had bravely and without any thought to his own safety crossed that road and saved many lives and also comitted many attrocities..
--in order to screw the land of his birth for parents who didn't love him.
--in order to vie for chief satanic stoolie in the global government.
--in order to vainly try and prove that he had something longer than other men even if it was only his gait.
--in order to fraternize with the other chickens.
--in order to compete in the CHIEF CHICKEN LIAR contest.
--in order to collect some more chicken poop to fling at the military, at the troops and at their CINC.
--in order to walk like a chicken, poop like a chicken, squak and screech like a chicken, flap puny wings like a chicken, cluck like a chicken, lay rotten eggs . . . . and THEN TO CLAIM HE'S AN EAGLE.
--in order to find a couple of chicken eggs to replace the empty spaces in his jock strap.
--in order to see if he has what it takes to be as smart as a dumb chicken. Result? He doesn't.
--to get VANITY CROWING LESSONS from the alcoholic rooster.
--to get chicken scratching lessons from the CHIEF SUGAR MAMA MAD HEN to better scratch the eyes out of his opponents.
--to get feather ruffling lessons from the chief rooster.
--to get a chicken for Thanksgiving dinner because this good-ole-boy hunter doesn't know the difference between a chicken and a turkey.
--to shove the armadillos out of the middle of the road and steal the yellow stripe for the back of his jacket.
--because he traded his bunny suit in for a chicken little suit and needed to practice running around in circles in the middle of the road screaming THE SKY IS FALLING--IT'S BUSH'S FAULT! THE SKY IS FALLING--IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!
--to look for more rotten eggs to give the MSM to throw at decent, God fearing true Americans.
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