Posted on 11/02/2004 9:29:14 AM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?
A: To collaborate with the other side...
Y'all are crazy!
He didn't cross the road...he found it much easier just to volunteer to write up the after action reports about guys who actually did cross the road...He then wrote up a nice 'Kerry tale' about how he had bravely and without any thought to his own safety crossed that road and saved many lives and also comitted many attrocities..
--in order to screw the land of his birth for parents who didn't love him.
--in order to vie for chief satanic stoolie in the global government.
--in order to vainly try and prove that he had something longer than other men even if it was only his gait.
--in order to fraternize with the other chickens.
--in order to compete in the CHIEF CHICKEN LIAR contest.
--in order to collect some more chicken poop to fling at the military, at the troops and at their CINC.
--in order to walk like a chicken, poop like a chicken, squak and screech like a chicken, flap puny wings like a chicken, cluck like a chicken, lay rotten eggs . . . . and THEN TO CLAIM HE'S AN EAGLE.
--in order to find a couple of chicken eggs to replace the empty spaces in his jock strap.
--in order to see if he has what it takes to be as smart as a dumb chicken. Result? He doesn't.
--to get VANITY CROWING LESSONS from the alcoholic rooster.
--to get chicken scratching lessons from the CHIEF SUGAR MAMA MAD HEN to better scratch the eyes out of his opponents.
--to get feather ruffling lessons from the chief rooster.
--to get a chicken for Thanksgiving dinner because this good-ole-boy hunter doesn't know the difference between a chicken and a turkey.
--to shove the armadillos out of the middle of the road and steal the yellow stripe for the back of his jacket.
--because he traded his bunny suit in for a chicken little suit and needed to practice running around in circles in the middle of the road screaming THE SKY IS FALLING--IT'S BUSH'S FAULT! THE SKY IS FALLING--IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!
--to look for more rotten eggs to give the MSM to throw at decent, God fearing true Americans.
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HUMOR BUMP FOR THOSE IN DESPERATE NEED OF SUCH!
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