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Joke: Why did John Kerry cross the road?
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| 2 November 2004
| RightOnTheLeftCoast
Posted on 11/02/2004 9:29:14 AM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?
A: To collaborate with the other side...
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KEYWORDS: goofus; kerry; traitor
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:29:44 AM PST
by
Baulkin
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He didn't cross the road. He only believed in the authority to cross the road. If he had crossed the road, he'd have done it completely differently.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:30:25 AM PST
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:30:34 AM PST
by
Still German Shepherd
(Let's call them what they are: liberals are communists and socialists.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:30:40 AM PST
by
voletti
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He only went halfway across, then he went back again.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:30:40 AM PST
by
Texas dog
(Need any wood?)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
because that's where the french and germans are.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:30:51 AM PST
by
Fudd
(Facts are to Liberals as salt is to slugs)
To: Tragically Single
He was going to cross the road, but he first had to take a poll to see if he should.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:31:16 AM PST
by
TBall
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He didn't; First he had to get permission from the U.N.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:31:39 AM PST
by
99tango
To: TBall
I voted to cross the road even before I was against it
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:31:42 AM PST
by
mrplind
(The greatest threat to the United States is not "terrorism," it's "liberalism!")
To: Tragically Single
He didn't cross the road. He only believed in the authority to cross the road. If he had crossed the road, he'd have done it completely differently. That's incorrect! You're twisting his words! He's been very clear! And consistent! [sarcasm off]
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:31:50 AM PST
by
Huck
("Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an air force." --P.J. O'Rourke)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He actually crossed it before he didn't cross it.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:31:59 AM PST
by
hsrazorback1
(G'night, John Boy.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He heard it was part of the global test?
To: Tragically Single
And he has a plan for how to better cross the road, and he will reveal it to us after he has already crossed the road.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:32:31 AM PST
by
Still German Shepherd
(Let's call them what they are: liberals are communists and socialists.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
But only after getting back the results of the poll that determined how favorable or negative crossing the road would be. But then again, he crossed it before he didn't cross it.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:32:37 AM PST
by
jcb8199
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
I wonder if he didn't cross before he crossed it ...or... If he crossed it before he didn't cross it??
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:32:40 AM PST
by
tutstar
( <{{--->< http://ripe4change.4-all.org Violations of Florida Statutes ongoing!)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
he paid someone else to do it for him.
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
A: To get to the rich widow on the other side.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:32:46 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
The memory of the yellow line was seared…seared into his consciousness.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:33:09 AM PST
by
Texas dog
(Need any wood?)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Because that's where the liquor store is, and Teresa needed more booze to soak her raisins in.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:33:09 AM PST
by
CFC__VRWC
(I've got a tagline, but I'm too lazy to type it out.)
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