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Joke: Why did John Kerry cross the road?
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| 2 November 2004
| RightOnTheLeftCoast
Posted on 11/02/2004 9:29:14 AM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?
A: To collaborate with the other side...
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KEYWORDS: goofus; kerry; traitor
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
I don't think you should be drinkin yet friend, ;)
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:33:34 AM PST
by
SaintDismas
(Jest becuz you put yer boots in the oven, don't make it bread)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
"The memory of crossing the road is SEARED, Seared in my mind!
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:33:55 AM PST
by
SMDC/TLX
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He only crossed it the first time before he didn't cross it again..
23
posted on
11/02/2004 9:34:11 AM PST
by
wildehunt
(I told them they'd need horses..)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Should I look left first, or should I look right first,
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:34:28 AM PST
by
lillybet
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
To hand Osama the talking points.
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
John Kerry has had one consistent position on road crossing since the beginning of this thing...
or
Where can I get me one of 'dem 'dere huntin' licenses?
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:34:50 AM PST
by
gridlock
(BARKEEP: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARKEEP: Not you, I was talking to JF'n Kerry!)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
So he could get run over by the paint truck and have a
yellow streak down his backside.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:35:12 AM PST
by
Area51
(Diapers and Politicians need to be changed-For the same reason)
To: Huck
That's incorrect! You're twisting his words! He's been very clear! And consistent! [sarcasm off] Lie, lie, lie, lie! All you are is a lying liar who lies! Lie, lie, lie! < /Lawrence O'Donnel mode>
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:35:14 AM PST
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
You can't cross the road. If you cross the road, you'll be in Cambodia.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:35:16 AM PST
by
Sender
(I love watching the final spastic throes of the Kerry faithful...as they ravage one another...)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
So he could get run over by the paint truck and have a
yellow streak down his backside.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:35:36 AM PST
by
Area51
(Diapers and Politicians need to be changed-For the same reason)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Q: Why did Kerry cross the road
A: 
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He walked to the middle, then proceeded to weave back and forth, never really getting anywhere.
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Why did John Kerry cross the road? He was tied to a chicken.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:37:13 AM PST
by
Ichneumon
("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Karl Rove, the EVIL GOP strategist, planted the story that Kerry had crossed the road....
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:42:43 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Kerry says "Vote for me I have a plan" - I'm voting for Bush, 'cause he's da MAN!)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
To shoot the naked, unarmed teenage boy on the other side.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:45:39 AM PST
by
maro
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
John Kerry has a plan to cross the road. He has been very consistent about this plan. John Kerry is the only candidate who has a plan. General Shznkknzz had a plan but Bush retired him. He outsourced it to Afghan Warlords instead of importing it cheaper from Canada. John Kerry's plan has been clear from day one. It is a good plan. Two newspapers have endorsed John Kerry's plan. This president rushed across the road without a clear plan for getting to the other side. There was no plan and Kerry has a plan.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:49:31 AM PST
by
Question Liberal Authority
(How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
To: Tragically Single
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:50:15 AM PST
by
Question Liberal Authority
(How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Geez, what are we going to do for humor tomorrow?
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Because he is purposeful and consistent in word and deed.
He has a great plan to be able to cross the road. He will
not cross the road like George W. Bush. In the future, he
will consider road crossings a "nuisance". He will not
take his eye off the "road" as he crosses. He will look
at that road and that road only. He will not tend to the
18 wheeler bearing down on him, after all, it hasn't hit
him (yet).
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:53:31 AM PST
by
Getready
((...Fear not ...))
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
He crossed the road because he flipped his car on one side of the road and there was a flophouse on the other side.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:54:29 AM PST
by
Migraine
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