DU boards down

Pity.

They're probably trying to get some patches on there in an attempt to stop things like the "error message" that popped up after the Republicans won big in the midterm elections of 2002.

The error message that came up anytime anyone tried to post that night said, "All Your Senate Are Belong to Us."

"The DU forums are currently offline while we complete some upgrades, please try again shortly."

They are installing intuitive typing so DUers only have to hit the "H" key for the word "hate". Many were complaining that they wanted a faster way to write it seeing as how they write it so frequently.

I tell you it ain't easy. Don't know if somebody is messing with us or if we hit a snag, but it got real tight for about 15 minutes.

It's Bush's fault.

LOL!!!!

Just like all the evil computers on Star Trek their computer couldn't handle all the contradictions and exploded! hahaha

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High Traffic, High Bandwidth, and Poor Website Performance

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Fortunately, we were able to take advantage of the three presidential debate nights to identify problems and fix them. Elad has made many tune-ups to our hardware and software to deal with these problems, but there is a high probability that we will experience more problems on Election night. Hopefully the problems will be limited to Election Night only, but we can't make any promises.

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Temporary Forum Reorganization
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Presidential Election results should be posted in the "Presidential Results & Discussion" forum. In that forum, there will also be an "official presidential results" thread, much like the "official" threads we had during the debates and primaries.

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Disruptors
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Some folks have been bragging on other websites that they are going to "unmask" on election night after racking up thousands of posts on DU pretending to be liberal. I am hoping that this happens. I get a great deal of pleasure from the idea that some moronic freeper has wasted months of his life pretending to be a liberal on DU. I get even greater pleasure from the thought that after all that work there is a good chance that their big "unmasking announcement" will get deleted after about 30 seconds, and their account banned forever.

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Special Note for Kerry-Hating Fellow Liberals Who Can't Wait to Say "I Told You So" if Kerry Loses the Election
Don't do it. You've been warned.
If Kerry loses, there will be plenty of time later for everyone to discuss what happened. But please don't start with the "I told you so" stuff immediately after the polls close, because you'll probably get banned. Most members of this message board are going to be devastated if we lose. We will be coming to DU for comfort and support; the last thing we want to hear is a patronizing speech from some holier-than-thou jerk. But I don't think that is going to be a problem because...

We broke it.

THE DUmies are up and Running...

...Most members of this message board are going to be devastated if we lose. We will be coming to DU for comfort and support; the last thing we want to hear is a patronizing speech from some holier-than-thou jerk. ..

This will make for a hall of fame thread about "DUmmie FUnnies. (DUFU) pun intended.

I was trolling over there yesterday and read a message from the admins saying that they expected severe bandwidth problems Tuesday night, so they were adding a server and in the worst case scenario, would only allow PAYING members to post during the Election Night coverage.

Or it could be that God struck the heathens down.

OK, I give up. What is it?

Did anyone see any post over there about the WND article on Kerry's discharge posted here earlier? I tried to search, but you must be a contributor. I don't think so. Just curious.

Under our absolute worst-case-scenario, we may have to block out everyone who does not have a donor star next to their name.

Hah ha!

Exactly what it says, it's the Sinclair ZX80
"ZX-80 personal computer" with BASIC programming language

See
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fjkraan/comp/zx80/
or
http://www.brainyencyclopedia.com/encyclopedia/s/si/sinclair_zx80.html
"The Sinclair ZX80 was a home computer brought to market in 1980 by Sinclair Research. It was notable for being the first computer available in the United Kingdom for under a hundred pounds (a pricetag of £99.95, to be exact)."

It's actually a Vic 20.

All 10 of them?