Posted on 10/26/2004 7:50:04 PM PDT by Arizona_Wonder
Received tip that NY TIMES set to report a new October Surprise tomorrow....
The shocking result will have global repurcussions, Times reports.
From obscurity, ex-Soviet leader Gorbachev is quoted as demanding that Russian parliament immediately disband and that millions of citizens return to Soviet-style gulags.
In Berlin, dutiful Germans begin rebuilding wall in the middle of the city.
On the campaign trail in Iowa, Senator John Kerry says "I voted for Carter before I voted against him." He declares allegiance to Carter and returns to Boston to find nuclear freeze buttons.
In Minnesota, ex-Vice President Walter Mondale declares, "I'm not a loser after all." Immediately plots massive tax hike.
In Michigan, citizens assemble in impromptu gas lines.
Amy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her studies on the dangers of nuclear war.
Somewhere, in a distant forest, a killer rabbit awaits.
Bye, bye.
I have to change my underwear now. Thanks a lot!
Welcome to FR. This may be a ZOT post, but it was pretty funny.
Arizona_Wonder
Since Oct 27, 2004
ummmmm, whatever you say
Very good!
Are you an idiot or do you just play one on TV?
That is some surprise. Amy Carter now the head of IAMSTUPID, the UN Nuclear outfit formerly headed by ElBaradei
How did you join Oct 27th. Is this a message from the future? :p
It's funny that democrats can't actually run on their agenda, isn't it?
But... that's because the US has been rejecting their agenda since 1994.
An embarrasement to the State of Arizona!
Yes, I've heard the NYT has it on good authority that George Bush is drowning kittens in the White House. Can't wait to read the details....
Amy Jimmy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her his studies on the dangers of nuclear war.
The one that Jimmah had the SS agent beat with an oar? Bet Jimmah's still shakey over that.
It's probably too "nuanced" to avoid a ZOT, but I like it.
No, wait, don't zot him! He's funny! He's got to be one of us! THEY don't know how to be funny.
LOL!
Come on - it was posted in HUMOR.
(unless the mod moved it)
;^D
I guess we also have 52 American Heroes to track down and ask them to spend some time in Tehran until the votes are recounted...
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