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I went to her High School

Posted on 10/18/2004 7:57:08 PM PDT by yule56

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To: yule56

Yule, welcome to the FR. Now either learn how to post, or go away. No one has a clue about what you speak. Read over your post, and ask yourself "if I didn't write it, would I know what it's about?".


21 posted on 10/18/2004 8:01:19 PM PDT by andyk
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To: yule56

i like cheese


22 posted on 10/18/2004 8:01:22 PM PDT by Redcloak (Vikings plundered my last tag line.)
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To: yule56

Oh yeah, well there were lots of "hers" in my high school.


23 posted on 10/18/2004 8:01:37 PM PDT by flada (At current rates, we can be in Iraq for 118 years to lose the number of troops lost in 'Nam.)
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To: yule56
You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat

24 posted on 10/18/2004 8:02:07 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Honcho Bongs

I think this has something to do with the O'Reilly thing...


25 posted on 10/18/2004 8:02:10 PM PDT by IGOTMINE (It is ALL THE WAY ON!)
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To: yule56

No one here has a clue as to what your talking about


26 posted on 10/18/2004 8:02:13 PM PDT by GeronL (John Kerry believes in a right to privacy and in gay rights............ ask "fair game" Mary Cheney)
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To: flada

I went to a very small school. We had to take turns being "her".


27 posted on 10/18/2004 8:02:27 PM PDT by Redcloak (Vikings plundered my last tag line.)
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To: yule56; hellinahandcart
When in danger
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout!
28 posted on 10/18/2004 8:02:56 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Chain mail is a privilege, not a right.)
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To: yule56
Sensors are detecting an impending ZOT.


29 posted on 10/18/2004 8:03:12 PM PDT by Fixit (comedian.blogspot.com)
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To: yule56

Want to provide some history? Or are you the type that shuffles around the bus terminal talking to himself?


30 posted on 10/18/2004 8:03:12 PM PDT by Prime Choice (The Leftists think they can tax us into "prosperity" and regulate us into "liberty.")
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To: yule56

Can I buy a vowel?


31 posted on 10/18/2004 8:03:34 PM PDT by ChipShot
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To: IGOTMINE
Jim Marsh, head of the small private day school, said that Mackris was editor of the Ambassador, the student newspaper.
32 posted on 10/18/2004 8:03:49 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: yule56

A moose bit her when she was in high school.


33 posted on 10/18/2004 8:03:53 PM PDT by Kirkwood (I think, therefore I am Republican!)
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To: Lazamataz; Shryke; TheBigB

Run in circles scream and shout ping!


34 posted on 10/18/2004 8:03:55 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Chain mail is a privilege, not a right.)
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To: andyk

It's like talking to my mother. She starts talking to me halfway through her story then expects an answer.


35 posted on 10/18/2004 8:04:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: yule56

When John Kerry is president, people like her will get out of high school and get on with their lives!


36 posted on 10/18/2004 8:04:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fighting for her!)
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To: Fiddlstix
" would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you"! :^O

Aren't you afraid of being reported for abuse? Shame on you!

37 posted on 10/18/2004 8:04:27 PM PDT by passionfruit (passionate about my politics, and from the land of fruits and nuts)
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To: Redcloak

I went to the same high school as Sandra Bullock... if that counts for anything...


38 posted on 10/18/2004 8:04:43 PM PDT by sinanju
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To: yule56

what are you talking about?


39 posted on 10/18/2004 8:04:50 PM PDT by joyce11111
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To: yule56

HINT? First name begins with A (for Andrea); last name begins with M (for Mackris).


40 posted on 10/18/2004 8:04:51 PM PDT by Scarlet7
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