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I went to her High School

Posted on 10/18/2004 7:57:08 PM PDT by yule56

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To: yule56
I went to her High School

Well, all I can say in response is, if Mackris is as whacked-out as you are, then O'Reilly doesn't have a thing to worry about.

221 posted on 10/19/2004 9:31:07 AM PDT by dirtboy (Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)
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To: yule56
Congratulations! You have now been declared a troll! Here is your official certificate of Zot: Official Certificate of ZOT
222 posted on 10/19/2004 11:57:24 AM PDT by conservativo (A close to empty ketchup bottle is a good example of what John Kerry does under pressure: it farts!)
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To: Darksheare

un of em kleptobeeberacs!!


223 posted on 10/19/2004 1:41:15 PM PDT by international american (Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)
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To: international american

Yes!
She stoled beebers like a beebercidal manionac!


224 posted on 10/19/2004 1:58:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: yule56

 

...and the Kerry juggernaut rolls along...


225 posted on 10/19/2004 2:34:29 PM PDT by Fintan (Note to myself: No beans, hard-boiled eggs & beer on first date...)
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To: Darksheare

Oh lord!!! Not anuthuh beebercidal manionac...HIDES THE CHILLEN


226 posted on 10/19/2004 5:51:13 PM PDT by international american (Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)
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To: international american

afeered so!
runnin' around screechin and sqwakin like a parrot an pinin for the fjords1


227 posted on 10/19/2004 6:10:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: yule56

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


228 posted on 10/20/2004 9:50:41 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (I flunked my Global Test.)
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To: Fiddlstix

Okay I did not make any sense out of this myself somebody made a mistake and left the real message out. Insulting somebody to the degree you have is above and beyond. I’m sorry but this person could have something good to say at some point and what I just saw is wrong! Would you scare somebody off from what this is all about with the kind of insults I just saw? Please nobody is perfect including you and myself.


229 posted on 12/17/2007 6:30:19 PM PST by CowboyConservative
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To: afnamvet

Good pic. I love it!!!!


230 posted on 12/17/2007 6:33:26 PM PST by CowboyConservative
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To: CowboyConservative
WOW! I haven't been Flamed and had such a good laugh about it in a long time. You're a riot.

Your post to me is #229 (Click Here)

Directly above your post to me is Post #228 (Click Here) made by FReeper WinOne4TheGipper

You may notice that WinOne4TheGipper made the same post as me with the exception that I included the name of one Mr. FReeper Firehat who originally posted it here at FR.

(Please check my Post #24 to refresh your memory.)

I see by your profile that you have been here at FR a whooping grand total of 11 days...........


CowboyConservative
Since Dec 7, 2007

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Yet somehow you manage to find a thread that's over three years old and decide that I made the most evil post on this old thread.

You're a N00b here at FR. You need to learn the ropes around here......
If you decide to take a FReeper to the woodshed you'll find that the older FReepers are well schooled in taking people to the woodshed. Especially Newbies like yourself.

I have checked your Posting History (Click Here) and find it interesting........

(You might like to check my Posting History (Click Here) as well)

Since you are a newbie I'll offer some help........

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Click Here for Help List Post

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Be sure and check out those links.
You'll learn something of the history of FR.
Good luck to you.

231 posted on 12/18/2007 2:00:22 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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