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ZOT Certificate Creator (Completely a VANITY)
http://zotcert.freeprohost.com ^ | October 18, 2004 | conservativo

Posted on 10/17/2004 7:30:10 PM PDT by conservativo

I know, I know, I've never posted a vanity before and most likely won't post one again. I just wanted to publicize the fact that, to assist in the "processing" of trolls and ZOTs, I've created a ZOT Certificate Creator which allows one to easily and quickly make an official ZOT certificate. You'll see when you log on there.

To give someone a link to the certificate you've created for them, put a link to the following: http://zotcert.freeprohost.com/zotcert.php?name=username&dod=whenifoundthem&date=today&message=Haha!%20%20I%20can%20put%20anything%20I%20want%20here Where "username" equals the username of the troll "whenifoundthem" equals the date you found them "today" equals today's date and the text after "message" ("Haha!"...) equals your personal message or remarks to the person. Spaces and apostrophes are OK!


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: certificate; failedconcept; zotcertificate
I apologize, again, for interrupting the flow of FreeRepublic with a shameless vanity.
1 posted on 10/17/2004 7:30:12 PM PDT by conservativo
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To: MeekOneGOP

I prefer your ZOT certificate


2 posted on 10/17/2004 7:37:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I'm stuned, stuned!)
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To: martin_fierro

In fact, the creator was inspired by Meek's certificate! I just thought I'd take things a little further and enable people to "personalize" it for more egregious trolls and allow personal notes.


3 posted on 10/17/2004 7:38:23 PM PDT by conservativo
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To: conservativo

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /zotcert.php on this server.

 


Apache/1.3.31 Server at zotcert.freeprohost.com Port 80
This is the message I got when I tried to go to the URL you provided.
4 posted on 10/17/2004 7:41:36 PM PDT by trussell (Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
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To: trussell

Oh! That's weird...it was working before. But it's a free hosting account, and I just created it tonight, so reliability may be a bit rocky for an hour or two.


5 posted on 10/17/2004 7:42:37 PM PDT by conservativo
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To: martin_fierro

http://zotcert.freeprohost.com/zotcert.php


6 posted on 10/17/2004 7:49:10 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: conservativo

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /zotcert.php on this server.

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Apache/1.3.31 Server at zotcert.freeprohost.com Port 80

7 posted on 10/17/2004 8:19:15 PM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (No need to think, just vote democRAT.)
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To: OneLoyalAmerican

Oh God, not again...

I don't know why, but the free webserver seems to be in a bad mood tonight. Reliability should be better tomorrow.


8 posted on 10/17/2004 8:26:17 PM PDT by conservativo
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To: conservativo

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /zotcert.php on this server.


Apache/1.3.31 Server at zotcert.freeprohost.com Port 80

9 posted on 10/17/2004 9:00:48 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.©)
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To: JoJo Gunn

I know, it's not functioning right tonight. This issue will hopefully be resolved by tomorrow.


10 posted on 10/17/2004 9:01:47 PM PDT by conservativo (A close to empty ketchup bottle is a good example of what John Kerry does under pressure: it farts!)
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To: conservativo

If it ain't gonna work this time of night, then I wouldn't hold out hope in the daytime.


11 posted on 10/17/2004 9:04:47 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.©)
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To: conservativo
There are those on this site who would now ZOT YOU!!!

(Just kidding)

12 posted on 10/17/2004 9:56:46 PM PDT by 1stMarylandRegiment (Conserve Liberty)
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To: martin_fierro; conservativo
Thanks, folks. :^D

bump!!


13 posted on 10/18/2004 2:40:32 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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