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Debate Drinking Game
10-13-2004 | marblehead17

Posted on 10/13/2004 1:20:59 PM PDT by marblehead17

Debate Drinking Game.

Every time Kerry says "Plan", you take a drink. If he says "Plan" and doesn't tell you what it is, you take two drinks. I think I'll have passed out halfway through.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: debate; drinking; kerryplan; thirddebate
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1 posted on 10/13/2004 1:20:59 PM PDT by marblehead17
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To: Darth Reagan; kesg

ping


2 posted on 10/13/2004 1:21:47 PM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: marblehead17

I don't drink anymore but if John Kerry is elected a bottle might be the only refuge left.


3 posted on 10/13/2004 1:24:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: marblehead17

I thought "but" was the drink word!


4 posted on 10/13/2004 1:25:01 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...)
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To: marblehead17

you gotta drink double for me as I dont have any alcohol available here...LOL


5 posted on 10/13/2004 1:27:09 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Rudi Bahktiar is hot!!!! Too bad she works for CNN.....)
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To: marblehead17

I'd be sauced 15 minutes in...


6 posted on 10/13/2004 1:29:27 PM PDT by RockinRight (John Kerry is the wrong candidate, for the wrong country, at the wrong time)
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To: marblehead17

I'm in! I think one must drink to watch Kerry


7 posted on 10/13/2004 1:39:57 PM PDT by 4everontheRight ("I'm learning to dread one day at a time" .... Charlie Brown)
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To: marblehead17

You must be an alcoholic to drink to 'Plan' With Kerry, that is almost as bad as drinking to 'I'


8 posted on 10/13/2004 1:41:28 PM PDT by blanknoone (Red + Yellow = Orange)
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To: blanknoone

THe only way to watch Kerry is with the mute button on!


9 posted on 10/13/2004 1:44:29 PM PDT by princess leah (\)
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To: princess leah
THe only way to watch Kerry is with the mute button on!

That's the way to listen to Ketchup Boy. The way to watch him is with the picture tube dark.

10 posted on 10/13/2004 1:51:53 PM PDT by steveegg (John F'em Ke(rr)y - Terrorism should be a "nuisance". Does that mean it shouldn't be wiped out?)
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To: 4everontheRight

I know I have to drink when I watch Kerry.


11 posted on 10/13/2004 1:57:23 PM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: marblehead17; All
How about Kerry saying the word 'wrong'; that might cause alcohol poisoning!

Heard Glenn Beck say something about a Bingo game that's going around-anyone seen the cards? This could be an alternative for the non-drinkers out there...

12 posted on 10/13/2004 3:02:30 PM PDT by uvular (Release your uncensored military, senatorial, and medical records, Mr. Kerry)
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To: marblehead17

Last time I thought Bush won outright--but later I found out he tied or lost. I might as well just start with the bottle tonight, not watch, and let everyone know at 8:59 Eastern time that Kerry has already won before it's started. After all, it's that what the dummy-down media sez I'm 'posed to do.


13 posted on 10/13/2004 3:06:47 PM PDT by MHT
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To: marblehead17

Outsourcing....DRINK the bottle.


14 posted on 10/13/2004 3:32:55 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("Dead or alive, I got a .45 - and I never miss!!!" - AC/DC - Problem Child)
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To: marblehead17

If I agree to this, I'll be out for the count in the first 15 minutes. :)


15 posted on 10/13/2004 4:39:31 PM PDT by kesg
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To: kesg

No doubt.


16 posted on 10/13/2004 5:00:43 PM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: cripplecreek

Drink water, and when Mr Bladder's full, go for a whiz/pee on the John F(*cking) Kerry urinal cake.


17 posted on 10/13/2004 5:07:49 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: marblehead17
I will not be watching the debates, as I have undigested chicken taco salad in my stomach and do not want to lose it all on account of listening to that lying sack of sh*t Kerry. However, I will be monitoring the debate on FR and would appreciate some tips on how to modify your Debate Drinking GameTM. Thanks in advance :)
18 posted on 10/13/2004 5:37:01 PM PDT by StrictTime ("They might be fake/ they might be lies/ they might be big, big, fake, fake lies" TMBG)
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To: StrictTime

What do you mean about modify? If Kerry hits a similar tangent to "plan"?


19 posted on 10/13/2004 5:46:05 PM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: marblehead17

I'm Irish - so, ye know, I've a fair alcohol tolerance.

Bet I'd be sozzled in half an hour!


20 posted on 10/13/2004 5:47:55 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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