[StrictTime]

I will not be watching the debates, as I have undigested chicken taco salad in my stomach and do not want to lose it all on account of listening to that lying sack of sh*t Kerry. However, I will be monitoring the debate on FR and would appreciate some tips on how to modify your Debate Drinking Game^TM. Thanks in advance :)

[marblehead17]

What do you mean about modify? If Kerry hits a similar tangent to "plan"?

[pettifogger]

I will not be watching the debates

me neither. It's white knuckle time throughout and frankly, I can't take it. My watching won't change my vote, won't change what the pundits have already scripted to say, and won't change the election.

My glass of white zinfandel and I are going upstairs to read an old Patricia Cornwell mystery that I missed somehow. I'm already 100 pages into "The Last Precinct" and I'd rather have fictional fear than the real thing.