Billy Joel, 55, marries 23-year-old

Yahoo.com ^ | Oct 3, 2004

[asgardshill]

Wonder how many dead trees it took to print a copy of the pre-nup?

[doug from upland]

Maybe she can start the fire.

[Freebird Forever]

He however, should be horsewhipped.

Jealous?

[theFIRMbss]

> she probably does have a drivers license
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My friends say no don't go
For that cotton candy
Son you're playing with fire
The kid will live and learn
As he watches his bridges burn
From the point of no return

Babylon sisters shake it
Babylon sisters shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one

[Travis McGee]

Most gorgeous 23 year old babes get hot just thinking about 55 year old balding fat guys.

[Pharmboy]

According to the NY Post, his bride is four years older than his daughter. Whaddaya think, he's crazy or sumpin'? ;-)

[Catmom]

"Come on Viagra, don't make me wait..."
Maybe we could parody this. Any ideas?

[marty60]

Does this mean I can marry a 23 yr old guy? Nah, I have raised my children already.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Gosh, he's 6 years older than my husband, and his new wife is our daughter's age.

[DSBull]

Yuck!

Shades of Anna Nicole....

[1Old Pro]

Most gorgeous 23 year old babes get hot just thinking about 55 year old balding fat guys. .........

Millions of dollars work wonders for a libido.

[Patrick1]

Reminds me of the old joke. "Hey Mr. Joel how did you get a 23 year old girl to marry a 55 yo millionaire?".."I told her I was a 75 yo millionaire...".

[Melinda]

You forgot the last word of your sentence - "wallets" .

[marty60]

Most gorgeous 23 year old babes get hot just thinking about 55 year old balding fat guys

checkbooks.

[DSBull]

"where did all his hair go"

In the bottom drawer of the night stand.

[January24th]

"I don't recall her having a good reason for it."

As I recall, she had been very circumspect in her remarks, in deference to her then-younger daughter's feelings for her father. Brinkley had only stated that just because someone can write a good song full of feeling doesn't mean that he is that same person he writes from.

[Salgak]

On the other hand, he's likely a liberal putz who sticks to music and not politics. As I recall, his only major political activity was trying to save blue-collar fishermen from being priced and taxed out of their own homes by nouveau-riche wannabes who moved into the Hamptons.

He's not on Bruce's Tour of Fools, and writes pretty damned good music. That's good enough for this old Joel fan. . .

[Gil4]

Isn't his daughter 23?

I can hear it now - "Just call me 'mom'"

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

LOL! Not where I went to school. :o

[Cultural Jihad]

Moral-liberals are allowed to get married and have families. They don't have to be personally involved in promiscuity, prostitution, pornography, perversion, adultery, sodomy, homosexuality, and abortion, (even as they preach and proselytize such things to young people and belittle and ridicule virtue while laughing all the way to the bank.)

But they are expected to adhere to moral-liberal PC thinking that such evils are okay for others.