I can hear it now - "Just call me 'mom'"
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Your step-mom is cute, though.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
Bill: Shut up Ted.
If he married any younger he'd be taking her to school in the morning..."Look both ways when you cross the street now...daddy doesn't want to be lonely at night!"