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Hepatitis Kerry?????
vanity | 9/28/20004 | TasmanianRed

Posted on 09/28/2004 12:36:40 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED

Along with demanding that Kerry release his military records it is time to demand that Kerry release his medical records.

That skin tone is the shade of Jaundice,

What is it Mr Kerry, do you have hepatitis, Is it metastatic Cancer from your previous Prostate Cancer.

It's time to answer these serious allegations.

Are you healthy enough to handle the rigors of the office?


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1 posted on 09/28/2004 12:36:40 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED
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To: TASMANIANRED

You know, there are several brands of decaf which are just as tasty as the real thing.


2 posted on 09/28/2004 12:37:42 PM PDT by SedVictaCatoni (Z '08)
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To: TASMANIANRED

LOL!! Good question!


3 posted on 09/28/2004 12:38:12 PM PDT by EggsAckley (..........nobody knows how to lose a game like the Niners............)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Uuummm... I'm sorry... what was the question?

4 posted on 09/28/2004 12:39:21 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Nah, they are just working him over with Botox and sunlamps for Thursday night. Don't forget Gore's carnival makeup.


5 posted on 09/28/2004 12:39:27 PM PDT by rhombus
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Next he'll get s**tfaced and turn up with tatoos. I think he should be forced to reveal his tan lines. They may show he was wearing a thong in the tanning parlor.


6 posted on 09/28/2004 12:39:50 PM PDT by Williams
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To: TASMANIANRED

He's definitely covering up something.


7 posted on 09/28/2004 12:40:02 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: SedVictaCatoni

"Top Secret" 1985 , Right?


8 posted on 09/28/2004 12:40:25 PM PDT by cmsgop ( Bong Hits, Fraggle Rock Reruns and DU is no way to go through Life.......... I)
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To: rhombus
Gore's makeup was hysterical! I hope we are treated to the same look on kerry.
9 posted on 09/28/2004 12:42:13 PM PDT by GodBlessUSA (Support, Prayers and Thanks to our Troops.)
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No, Kerry's yellow, but I don't think it's hepatitus.
10 posted on 09/28/2004 12:42:28 PM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Agent Orange?


11 posted on 09/28/2004 12:42:29 PM PDT by The_Victor
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To: EggsAckley
I have seen jaundice in neonates, from hepatitis, from reactions to anesthesia, from blocked biliary ducts, from Gall bladder cancer, from Tylenol toxicity and liver failure and hemolysis.

It happens fast. Little bit of yellow eye one day and then you are orange.
12 posted on 09/28/2004 12:42:36 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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Hepatitis could explain the pictures of Kerry drinking beer the other day. He kept putting the mug to his lips but the level of the beer never went down.


13 posted on 09/28/2004 12:43:20 PM PDT by bayourod (The parrot is dead. Honor your guarantee now Dan Rather.)
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To: rhombus

The nature of the allegation is more important than the facts. Liberal playbook.


14 posted on 09/28/2004 12:43:56 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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To: Brilliant

Rest of the story here


15 posted on 09/28/2004 12:46:19 PM PDT by vanburen
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To: cmsgop

No-- Real Genius. I love that flick.


16 posted on 09/28/2004 12:46:53 PM PDT by conservativeinbflo.
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To: TASMANIANRED

Wasn't black syph rampant in viet nam? How did kerry get back in the states with that?


17 posted on 09/28/2004 12:47:36 PM PDT by pipecorp ("never know where you're going till you get there." the philosopher Insectus Harem)
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Oh, his handlers just have him freshly botoxed and chemically tanned for his big performance. They think it makes him look young and vibrant. I guess the orange tan is supposed to make him more appealing to Floridians and Californians. Unfortunately for Mr. Kerry, neither tox nor tan is going to help him with his brain and his mouth. [Go Dubyah]


18 posted on 09/28/2004 12:49:30 PM PDT by Route66 (America's Mainstreet)
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To: TASMANIANRED

He's been eating too many carrots
(series, that could do it)


19 posted on 09/28/2004 12:50:44 PM PDT by najida (Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I am.)
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To: pipecorp
"Wasn't black syph rampant in viet nam? How did kerry get back in the states with that?"

There is precedent for this line of thought as well.

General Paresis is syphilis of the brain. It makes you nuts and very paranoid.
20 posted on 09/28/2004 12:51:25 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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