Posted on 09/27/2004 5:02:27 PM PDT by writer33
On January 15, 2004, Free Republic was honored to have me registered. No doubt the IQ needed boosting a little on this forum. But all good things must come to end. It is with sadness that I have realized that you people are crazy! You've driven me to the Kerry camp! You're a bunch of fascists on this forum. You're a bunch of narrow-minded, sexist, homophobic, women-oppressing, gun-toting, war-mongering, Nazi thugs!
I am so outta here it'll make your head spin. Of course, the IQ will undoubtedly suffer from dramatically, and I might add that Kerry is gonna win in 2004! Viva la revolucion! Viva John Kerry and John Edwards!
:) HA! Just kidding! Even I'm not that crazy! Actually, I posted this for those that have me on their ping lists. I am moving to Nevada, effective tomorrow and I won't be online. Right now, the wife is threatening me at gun point to get off the computer. It is of course not an assault rifle, but is completely legal.
I would appreciate those of you I haven't contacted to pull me off your ping lists for the next week or so as I don't want to be deluged with pings for the next week or so. As soon as I get back up, and this will be as quick as I can make it, I will let you know that you can put me back on.
I know I'm on 68-69 TonkinGulfYachtClub's ping list, farmfriend, FormerMilitaryChick, and probably other's that I'm leaving off. This is the main reason for the post. I will be on till around 1-2 am EST. I know. I know. The forum will suffer, but I just have to do it.
:) HA!
I think I'll have my wife give me a sedative so that the FR withdrawals won't be too bad. I am going to link to my latest article about FR for those that haven't read it. It is much better with pictures posted in the article. Thanks for all that you do Free Republic. You are the best forum in the world.
Keep up the great work, FReepers. I think you're the greatest Americans, whether you're hear or abroad, and America is lucky to have you.
ok...
Guilty! Did a moose bite your sister?
This thread will prove exactly how many Freepers only read the beginning of the thread and then jump to their own conclusions.
I bet, oh...50/50.
Ping!
I'm proud to say 'I flamed writer33' whenever you get the movie rights to your fantastic book Elective Decisions ;-)
Sorry to see ya go. Have fun in Nevada.
LOL
"I bet, oh...50/50."
Yeah. I wanted to do something fun before I left. I know the mods won't ban me because of my latest essay posted at EnterStageRight. But I thought it would be amusing. Thanks for reading the whole thing.
Chris
You scared me!
ZOT!
Oh, wait....
"Did a moose bite your sister?"
There are no moose where my sister live. So it could've been a dog or something like that. :)
Funny psuedo-opus.
You had me going there -- it is not unheard of for deep undercover operatives to spring an opus like this -- for real.
Good luck on your move. And I'm hear and not a broad. But my Beeber is always on Stune ;)
You, you, stupid jerkface nong-nong! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you ;)
Stay safe and see you when you get back =^)
But my Beeber is always on Stune
*** I don't remember telling you that about myself but it so happens to be true ;-)
I thought you'd find it amusing, which is why I pinged you. I just want to personally thank you for starting such a wonderful forum and hanging in there through all the difficulties, fundraisers, and invasion of DUmmies. Thank you, sir. You are a great American! And thanks for not zotting me! :)
Christopher R. Davis
A Proud FReeper!
I was just about to have your name excised, deleted, torn from the family geneology page!..;)
Have a great move ..
I know. I know. Washington's I.Q. just dropped dramatically, but you'll survive without me. :) Just kidding!
It was nice to be hear. Thanks for the nice sentiments.
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