My neighbor's dog brought home a human skull, what

[jilley]

should I do? We live out in the country and the dog brought it home a few weeks ago. She says she wants to keep it for decoration and it is now stuck on her fence post. When I take her the paper every day, it creeps me out. Her dog is always leaving deer horns in my yard also, so it must be out there killing deer and breaking their horns off.

[Eva]

What state are in? There are a lot of possibilities, from a washed out old grave, a recent burial, a dumped body, a dead homeless person. You need to call the police and report it. It's really a sick thing to display the skull. It sounds terribly heathen and barbaric.

[.38sw]

Oh, yeah, call the police (or sheriff). Anonymously if you don't want your neighbor to find out who called. This needs to be investigated. I can't imagine having my dog bringing me a human skull and just parking it on a fence post. Good grief!

[mabelkitty]

Yes, I know.
I'm not the poster - I'm the stunned byposter.

[Beckwith]

Exactly, where do you live?

[mlbford2]

I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?

[Jet Jaguar]

ping

[P8riot]

Well I'd definitely get the authorities to look into the skull.

On the subject of antlers (deer horns), deer shed their horns every year so I wouldn't worry about that. In fact you could make a little money if you're smart. If you've got enough of them you might be able to sell them in pairs to local hunters to use to "rattle in" deer during hunting season.

[Charles Henrickson]

We live out in the country. . . .

Which one? Cambodia?

[Mjaye]

This needs to be reported to authorities immediately. There may be a crime scene involved, a missing person, or it could of course be very old,but in any case the authorities need to know about it.

There could be a family somewhere who has no idea as to the fate of their loved one, or perhaps it's from an old gravesite that's been disturbed. If she won't call, please do it yourself.

[tertiary01]

Oops sorry, and a well loved poster at that!!

[elli1]

I think you HAVE to report finding human remains. Maybe some of the legal eagles here at FR can confirm or clarify?

[jilley]

You don't have to be so mean. I have known her for 25 years and she is a wonderful person. I find it hard to just call the police on her, so I am in a moral fix. THAT IS WHY I POSTED IT HERE. Freerepublic has lawyers and other professionals that might offer some good advice.

[smiley]

If there is a skull...the rest of the body is probably a quarter of a mile within radius....call the police...CSI will also be on the scene and probably take blood samples from your dog....

[Xenalyte]

It's terrifically declasse to display a skull that you did not remove from the owner yourself.

[TexasCajun]

Her dog is always leaving deer horns in my yard also, so it must be out there killing deer and breaking their horns off.

Priceless!

[P8riot]

I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?

Call the Frito Bandito

[Phantom Lord]

"She says she wants to keep it for decoration "

I'd report Mrs. Hussein to the local authorities, ASAP.

Whats wrong with skulls as decorations? I have a very large skull collection and artwork involving skulls.

One of my favorites is All In Vanity...

[JoJo Gunn]

[Americanwolf]

Penicillin and lots of its! :)

[Xenalyte]

I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?

Talk to Laz. If he had a nickel for every time that had happened to him, he'd have, like, four nickels.