To: dirtboy
I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?
25 posted on
09/27/2004 12:24:01 PM PDT by
mlbford2
("What self respecting man wears Spandex?" -- Zell Miller)
To: mlbford2
I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?Call the Frito Bandito
36 posted on
09/27/2004 12:26:02 PM PDT by
P8riot
(A gun is just a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a..........)
To: mlbford2
Penicillin and lots of its! :)
39 posted on
09/27/2004 12:26:56 PM PDT by
Americanwolf
("Be vwey vwey quite! I am hunting DU Twolls! ---Elwer Fuwd Free Republic member and cartoon icon)
To: mlbford2; Lazamataz
I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?
Talk to Laz. If he had a nickel for every time that had happened to him, he'd have, like, four nickels.
40 posted on
09/27/2004 12:26:58 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: mlbford2
There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?It's Monday. Call up your friends, make some guacamole and watch the game.
53 posted on
09/27/2004 12:28:58 PM PDT by
dirtboy
(Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)
To: mlbford2
Are there pustules of gaucamole developing nearby?
55 posted on
09/27/2004 12:29:20 PM PDT by
pipecorp
("never know where you're going till you get there." the philosopher Insectus Harem)
To: mlbford2; Xenalyte; Shryke; Constitution Day
There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. I get that on occasion, but at least I know why. ;-)
85 posted on
09/27/2004 12:34:51 PM PDT by
TheBigB
(Terrorists aren't afraid of "nuance.")
To: mlbford2
I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?It depends. Are you male or female?
106 posted on
09/27/2004 12:38:30 PM PDT by
P8riot
(A gun is just a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a..........)
To: mlbford2
I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do? Stay away from your neighbors dog.
To: mlbford2; p8triot; Americanwolf; Xenalyte; dirtboy; pipecorp; TheBigB
mlbford2:
I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do? 
Ask John Kerry.
He has a similar growth from his head, but oddly enough, his smells like Brie....
To: mlbford2
.................There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?".............
Quick, catch a flight to Baghdad, look up AlZakouri, and have him cut it off!
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