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My neighbor's dog brought home a human skull, what

Posted on 09/27/2004 12:19:18 PM PDT by jilley

should I do? We live out in the country and the dog brought it home a few weeks ago. She says she wants to keep it for decoration and it is now stuck on her fence post. When I take her the paper every day, it creeps me out. Her dog is always leaving deer horns in my yard also, so it must be out there killing deer and breaking their horns off.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: badsanta; callripley; cigarindian; classic; clownposse; dontstareatsun; douwant2touchmunki; jilley; merchanseaman; monkeyskull; skull; spicoliskull; stupidisasstupiddoes; talkingdog
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To: Diddle E. Squat

I was just wondering how the hell I missed that . . . and realized I was in the thriving metropolis of Plantersville at the time of posting. Thanks!


181 posted on 09/27/2004 12:55:31 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Constitution Day

182 posted on 09/27/2004 12:55:37 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: ZinGirl
hey, CD....how's it going? any skulls in YOUR neighbor's yard?

Not unless you count the all the deer he's killed in the last few years!

(I'm doing fine, BTW)

183 posted on 09/27/2004 12:55:37 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: jilley
You honestly don't know what to do?
Sounds like you must be suffering from Liberosis.
184 posted on 09/27/2004 12:55:52 PM PDT by Hillarys nightmare (Being a Democrat requires nothing more than the ability to point, accuse, and whine loudly.)
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CAMBODIA TO SWITCH TO SKULL-BASED ECONOMY

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - Cambodian dictator Pol Pot announced Saturday that his nation will soon replace the riel, its longtime unit of currency, with the human skull.

"Paper money and metal coins are a waste of our country's precious, limited natural resources," Pot said. "But skulls are plentiful, as the countryside is littered with them."

Pot said the switch to a skull-based economy makes sense for political reasons, as well. "The taint of bourgeois reactionary counterrevolution infects the riel," he said. "But the blinding whiteness of our country's native headbones are the perfect symbol for the radiant new dawn the Khmer Rouge has brought to Cambodia."

The new plan is drawing praise from economists, including Jan Van Duyn, chairman of the International Monetary Fund.

"By establishing a fixed, stable and plentiful transaction marker - in this case, the millions of bare, vulture-picked crania of massacred innocents strewn across the blood-soaked valley lowlands of Cambodia like ossified rivers from the darkest regions of Hell - Pol Pot sends a strong message to overseas investors that Cambodia is open for business," he said.

The skull-based economy will go into effect as soon as the country has any goods or services to offer.


185 posted on 09/27/2004 12:56:01 PM PDT by sc2_ct (This is the way the world ends... not with a bang but a whimper)
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To: jilley
THE SKULL IS JUST A MONKEY SKULL THAT JUST LOOKS HUMAN. I FEEL SO RELIEIVED.

And you believe that story?
Did the dog kill the monkey too?

I think your neighbor killed her husband, put his head on a fence post to look at every day and then fed him to you over the years! That's just my guess.

And now you know! I'd be careful if I were you.

186 posted on 09/27/2004 12:59:11 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Sloth
You still have not explained where a dog would find a giant monkey skull.


187 posted on 09/27/2004 12:59:16 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: sc2_ct

Sounds like jilley's neighbor's dog was in Cambodia too.


188 posted on 09/27/2004 12:59:35 PM PDT by elli1
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To: jilley
Can't find any real antlers in the catalogs I have at hand, but they're worth a lot. Some fake ones (made of resin) at $30 a pair, in a "Sportsman's Guide" catalog, are advertised as "MUCH less expensive" than real ones.
189 posted on 09/27/2004 1:03:51 PM PDT by Nova
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To: jilley
Your neighbor sounds like she is scared and worried that you are going to call the police.

She could be destroying valuable evidence. Have you thought of that?

When is the last time you ate any of the 'meat' that was in her freezer? You could have been helping her destroy other evidence? I'd watch my back!

190 posted on 09/27/2004 1:05:10 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun
I just saw my neighbor go out to the drive and remove the skull from the fence and put in a bag. I think I might have made her think that it was scaring me or something.

I'm sorry for all of the kidding but really, you should have called the police, you could have even went to a phone booth so they wouldn't know who made the call. As it stands now you have made yet another wrong move. All evil needs is for good men (and women) to do nothing.
191 posted on 09/27/2004 1:11:09 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: jilley

By simply posing a question to others in regards to your own actions, you are already preparing for regret.


192 posted on 09/27/2004 1:14:15 PM PDT by Sloth ("Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter, without Baxter's quiet dignity." -- Ann Coulter)
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To: jilley

Jilley, this is a photo of a monkey skull. It really doesn't look like a human skull. You need to ask yourself some questions, like, where did the dog find a monkey skull? And if it is just a monkey skull, why did your neighbor remove it?

And if it ISN'T a monkey skull, are you OK with not reporting the find to the authorities, and possibly allowing a homicide to go unsolved, and someone's family continue to wonder what happened to their loved one?

Just some things for you to consider...

193 posted on 09/27/2004 1:14:23 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: .38sw
Another monkey skull.
194 posted on 09/27/2004 1:17:01 PM PDT by Sloth ("Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter, without Baxter's quiet dignity." -- Ann Coulter)
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To: Xenalyte; humblegunner; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; Hap

Oh that's just for decoration! Wooooo-woooooooo!!!
195 posted on 09/27/2004 1:20:56 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Ping


196 posted on 09/27/2004 1:21:05 PM PDT by ecurbh (Having come this far, our tested and confident Nation can achieve anything.)
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To: Sloth

Yeah, looks human all right. I can see how someone could be confused.


197 posted on 09/27/2004 1:21:14 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: jilley

Hey, I've got a pike short a head!

I always suspected that neighbour lady!


198 posted on 09/27/2004 1:22:01 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: spodefly

Well put.


199 posted on 09/27/2004 1:24:27 PM PDT by Pharmboy (History's greatest agent for freedom: The US Armed Forces)
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To: Pharmboy

200


200 posted on 09/27/2004 1:29:17 PM PDT by P8riot (A gun is just a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a..........)
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