Posted on 09/25/2004 11:25:43 AM PDT by big bad easter bunny
The democrats are just stark raving mad when it comes to their War philosophy:
1) Never fight a war unless no US military personal will die.
2) Only wars conducted under Democrats are legitimate, including Vietnam started by Kennedy and escalated by Johnson and ended by their favorite villain Nixon a.k.a. the first Rathergator!
3) All Wars fought by Republican administrations must be very short, mistake free and have precise guaranteed outcomes or they are a quagmire.
4) It is only alright to remove a dictator if he lives in Europe. All African and Muslim dictators are just fine including the small island of Haiti.
5) A coalition must include France or it is puny and insignificant.
6) The collation does not have to include France if it is a Democrat administration.
7) War is necessary until you actually go to war then it is wrong and unpredictable.
8) If a democrat has the same information that a Republican has about why we should go to war and that information turns out to be wrong, then the democrat is mistaken and the Republican is lying.
9) A democrat can be a war protestor, can even make up imaginary things about that war, serve 28 days in combat, visit with communist from Vietnam in France, throw his medals over the White House fence, can then magically turn those into ribbons, can then magically not throw either of his medals or ribbons over that very fence but some other war protestors medals; and be an incredible war hero at the same time.
10) It is Bushs fault for not being a war hero because America was never attacked while he was a pilot.
11) A democrat never has to release all of their military files to run for president but a Republican should have told the public about documents that were probably typed at Kinkos 4 weeks ago.
12) If you are a democrat you are glad Saddam Hussein is finally out of power but removing him was illegal even if you voted to give the Republican president the power to do so.
13) If 75% of Iraqi people are living in peace and security that is a miserable failure and most likely 99% would be as well, unless Kerry gets into office.
14) It is ok to lie about the closing of fire houses in America and say the money is being diverted to Iraq, even if it is not true.
15) It is ok to exploit the deaths of our military to gain the White House.
16) It is ok to slash billion in our intelligence and military budgets and to also say you are pro-military.
17) We should never have attacked Afghanistan but since we did Iraq was a mistake because we have not nailed Osama Bin Laden.
18) A Democrats character should never be questioned but a Republicans character should always be questioned.
19) US companies should never do work in Iraq if their name starts with the letter H.
20) 911 is no excuse for any thing.
21) An aspirin factory is a weapon of mass destruction but a man who killed 2,000,000 humans is not.
22) You can call a Republican a Nazi even if the is zero historical comparison.
23) You can not call a liberal a liberal.
PING for another time to read.
MORE MORE Not the fat ogre moore either. Good post thanks!
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