[catpuppy]

I shall have to find new ways to motivate the minions and the prospective interns.

You could share the workload. You take the minions and give Swervie the interns.

[Darksheare]

but therein lies a problem, sometimes teh interns are also minins and vice versa.
Gets confusing at times.
Wouldn't want to send Swervy some truly insane intern who turns out to be an escaped minion afterwards.