Yes, everything is free. It's only evil Republican/Enron/Halliburton/Ken Lay/Bush Cheney folks who take everything for themselves. Otherwise, we would all have free everything.
I'm gonna vote Democrat and get a free private jet, a mansion and my own island in the South Pacific. After all, It's FREE!
I think you'd have to dump Mrs. Catpuppy and marry a rich heiress and run for public office first.