I think you'd have to dump Mrs. Catpuppy and marry a rich heiress and run for public office first.
Not necessary. John Kerry's economic plan (not to be confused with his Iraq plan, his vaccine plan, his special forces plan, his anti-terror plan or his manicure plan) will ensure that each of us becomes wealthy overnight. That's gonna happen about January 20 immediately after all the paralyzed, sick and elderly are suddenly made well and young by the Kerry-Edwards stem cell plan.
I'm told that after the photo op yesterday, Senator Kerry was able to bring the goose back to life by sheer will. What a girlie-man guy!.