Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
I tried to go to the liquor store across the river in Kentucky after voting. Turns out you can not buy firewater until after the polls close.... guess thats why nobody tried to buy me a drink for my vote.
Val, I love Dos Equis amber with that slice of lime. The local Mexican restaurant makes sure to have it for me.
Even Communist sympathizing gigolos who failed to show up to work 70% of the time can run for office in the U.S. GAG ME.
I bought an avocado today, so I may make a salad. We'll see if the Mexican beer keeps me happy without bothering with food. *L* Of course Gabe may show up any minute and want to eat.... hmmm...
You left out a few words but it's close enough.
Language approved!
I recognized who she meant right away!
Gabe showed up just as I posted, so I made a salad after all.
Papa Johns pizza just arrived! Looks like George Cloony's dad is going down... sweet!
NH bites the big one. It's looking bad for Bush.. All Mass a-holes.
mmmmmmm Pizza would go great with my salad and beer. Are you trying to lure me into your apartment?
Come on over!
Nick Cloony (George Cloony's dad) just gave his concession speach for Kentucky House seat. Batman was nowhere to be seen.
I am also thinking about shutting down the TV and computer and reading books till Wednesday or Thursday, and then peeking at the newspaper.
Yes, I have already voted."
What a wonderful plan. :) Was that your birthday or election strategy ? :)
Turnout was heavy here, too. Especially this morning before the rains rolled in and the temps dropped. Of course, we're having a hotly contested mayoral runoff election today so its hard to know what raced sparked the long lines.
Thanks lodwick. Comic relief (hope you haven't heard it)for tonight is:
Three women in a sauna. One English, one Japanese, one American Hillbilly.
They hear a ringing sound. English gal lifts up her left arm, taps her right finger on her wrist and says, “Oh, that’s my cell phone, I have an implant.”
Later they hear a buzzing sound. Japanese lifts up her left arm, taps her right finger in the palm of her hand and says, “Oh, that’s my pager, I have an implant.”
Hillbilly thinks, “Not gonna let these gals make me look bad.” Gets up, goes to ladies room. Comes back with a trail of {whisper} toilet paper following her, attached you know where.
Both other girls look at her with puzzled expressions. Hillbilly stops, looks around, sees the toilet paper and exclaims, “Well, will you look at that! I’m gittin' a Fax!”
Hitler ? Seems to be odd programing for tonight.
LOL LOL LOL..........that woke me up!
Good on the Clooney concession speech, bad on his baby boy for not being there.
FOFL.... When did he last have a hit, as an actor or as a producer ?
LOL! Gorons 2000 concession speech on cspan2 (12/13/00)
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