Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
I thought Loddy might like it *L*
EMAIL Joke from Dad inlaw
A judge was interviewing a blonde regarding her pending divorce, and asked, What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce.
My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."
Oh my goooness... we have connected to a spot. We spent many days on outings to Borrego. The whole family would go by car and picnic there.
We lived in El Cajon, and Santee for three years.
Nully,
Did youse guys change time last night, Saturday, or is it tonight, Sunday.
Good morning Cuttn. We changed time last night. Nully won't be up for hours.. lol.
I'll bet they're right.
It's alive ...
Early this AM.
Harumph!
LOL... smoooooooooooooooooooooooootch.. and good morning, Nully.
*smootch* back...
Don't eat it, Loddy, whatever you do!!! Mo's cakes are a deadly weapon!
Is that sad looking thing the infamous Mo cake? Not that I can talk....mine look just as bad.
LOL! I had to send that one around. I heard one similar, but it is too politically incorrect even for FR I expect. If I posted it, someone would get their panties in a twist.
You did, wow!! The short time I've been on the thread, I guess I just assumed you were always a New England gal... Anza-Borrego is soooo neato. I like it because it's remote enough that it's not crowded, and that's probably why I haven't made it back in a few years, a tiny bit out of the way and it seems like we are always in a rush.
Watching Stolen Honor on TV... bbl
LOL! With this being Halloween weekend, he is probably indisposed anyway...doing whatever it is he does in that basement. He said something about luring unsuspecting children down there.
ROTFL!!! Did you win the prize for the scariest costume....or the most obscene?
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