Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
How do you camp, Sundog?
I know. Trust me, I know.
You would not believe how great it felt to have one of our adult nephews clean out our garage of 26 years worth of stuff!
Deduct city here. And Habitat will be able to use it when Jimmuh comes to town.
Aging - does it suck harder than Monica, or what?
NH, cheers up there, friend.
No kidding! He's probably thinking, " I ain't gonna pee there again!"
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Where 'bouts in Virginia were you?
We flew into DC.Spent time in Centreville and Round Hill but the wedding was in Poquoson.
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Yumm catpooper hotdogs
Oh, up north.
It was actually quite good....much better than it looks. LOL!
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Pretty pics Libby..thanks. Wow..you do live in the country girl, and look at the color of that dirt. Looks like beautiful hill country.
Lots of dumb*ss democRATs around though (Is there any other kind?). Probably half and half in this area is my guess. Of course, any more than a few to keep for pets is too many.
......Westy......
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Eclipse is showing up good here, too.
I'm passing out copies of that at work tomorrow! Can't risk emailing it!
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