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To: yall
The eclipse is starting here..Clear night, so it shows real good....

......Westy......

6,337 posted on 10/27/2004 6:37:54 PM PDT by westmex (To he!! with it all)
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To: westmex; grannie9; Conservababe; Mo1; null and void; catpuppy; Servant of the 9; Lakeshark; ...
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

6,338 posted on 10/27/2004 6:44:10 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: westmex

Eclipse is showing up good here, too.


6,339 posted on 10/27/2004 7:01:28 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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