Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 18

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[restornu]

[restornu]

Ha! Ha! LOL!

[HopeandGlory]

Absolutely stunning Westy . . . sure wish I was there, it looks so peaceful. Do you know where it is???

[restornu]

UFO
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"

"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means - ....it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'."

[restornu]

Blond gettting a haircut
A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

[HopeandGlory]

Good one Rusty . . . ;-)

[westmex]

It is located a little way north of Seattle....Notice the wet road, are you sure you like rain all that much????..lol

.....Westy.....

[restornu]

gay redneck Jokes
http://justjoking.com/jokes/jokes/joke316.html

[westmex]

Am I classed as gay or redneck Resty????

.....Westy.....

[HopeandGlory]

Yup, sure do!!!

You forget, I live in Texas and here rain is wonderful . . . ;-)

[restornu]

I don't know you never said! LOL

[westmex]

I kind of think you would get tired of day after day of grey lowering clouds dripping a little water....Been a few days since I've seen the sun with maybe a slight chance it will show for a bit Wednesday....

......Westy....

[westmex]

And I continue to refuse to....so there NYC gal....lol..

.....Westy.....

[HopeandGlory]

It's a shame that we can't "Trade out", when I'm getting too much sun and you're getting too much rain . . . ;-)

. . . and yes, I do understand that too much rain can be very depressing.

So . . . here's a little sunshine for your life.

[westmex]

We don't get all that much rain, just a lot of grey skies...I should be use to it since I was born here in western WA. Didn't bother me so much when I could get out and slog around, but the scooter isn't all that water proof....

.....Westy......

[HopeandGlory]

I was born in a land of grey skies also, so I know what you mean . . . I guess you can always have too much of one thing or another.

Well y'all, I'm fading fast here, so will leave you with these beautiful sunny rays.

[westmex]

The sun sets on one week and we can all start a new one...

Goodnight all, may the new week be good to you....

.....Westy.....

[ValerieUSA]

good night westy

[Mo1]

Goodnight all, may the new week be good to you....

Same for you West {{HUGS}}

Sweet Dreams

[restornu]

I just woke up westy thanks for the sunset!:)

I see all of my frisky funckle was for not!