Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
We have nine! Seven were strays who found us somehow. Every life should have nine cats :) I will spare everyone now from more baby pictures, but I still have five more kitties to show you one day. That's great about all the cat people.
I have a magnet on my fridge with a picture of a kitty with a rat on its head that says, "Nine lives, and I had to choose this one."
Hahhahaha - I haven't seen that one! We even have a vet who comes to our house yearly since it would be too traumatic to drive them somewhere.
Oh, lizard informants.
Hmm.
Have the kitties gotten any useful info out of the captured miscreants?
No, they are too slimey to spill. Bwaaa-hahhah-bwaaa-ha. Never mind, the sun is boiling my brain :) Actually, the lizards usually can get away, but four of the beasts ganged up and were torturing a three inch lime-colored slug an hour ago. I had to go rescue the slug.
Mobile vets are the way to go - especially with our kitty friends.
Mobile vets are the way to go - especially with our kitty friends.
I can't believe I'm speaking to a goth....
Burp!
Apologies up, everyone.
YES! Story-time!
Ohhhhhhh - how precious! Wow, you have one too!
It looks like your cat drinks beer!
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, running outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely, The Dog
That is so funny - I just got that last week - have you seen the pics that come with it?
p.s. Did you take the Goth exam yet today? Maybe Lakeshark is the "Denial Goth"? :)
I did at one time.
Thank you - yes! I lurk there now and again... I believe Mad Ivan started that site with a partner. LofS introduced me to it.
Is that still up there?
Good grief.
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