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To: Borax Queen; Darksheare; catpuppy; celtic gal
Recycled, but this is funny.

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, running outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog

1,034 posted on 09/25/2004 4:35:33 PM PDT by sweetliberty (We're proud to be Pajama People!)
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To: sweetliberty

That is so funny - I just got that last week - have you seen the pics that come with it?


1,035 posted on 09/25/2004 4:36:50 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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