Posted on 09/10/2004 1:40:00 PM PDT by gilliam
Just saw this in another group. Is it true?
yeah but he was reincarnated as Dan Rather
"No it's all lies, I'm not dead, I'm just pinin' for the fjords, I'm just resting."
If true, he had more integrity than Dan Rather.
This was the rumor right after the fall of Baghdad, but it was later disproven. He later made an appearance, complaining that he did not understand why the US Military did not have him on their most wanted list.
By becoming a Kerry spokesman, I would say yes.
I heard he was advising John Kerry on pre-election poll results.
If someone hadn't nailed his feet to the perch he would've been pushing up daisies now, though.
Does CBS have the documents to prove it?
No. He is on Dan Rather's staff at CBS
OMG, please send that to Dan Rather.
Back during the war someone here posted the best animated gif to go along with this - it was a cat pawing a pair of hanging legs - absolutely hysterical. I want to say GrandpaDave maybe - it was Hall of Fame material.
Suicide is my cover story. I am in the witness protection program. As you can see I've had to change my name.
It wasn't suicide, he's just suffering from the "Norwegian Blues".
He says all is well and there was no report on any documents concerning President Bush missing service in the military.
He also wants me to post that, Rather tells the truth always, and he would never give any baiased reporting leaning towards Kerry, without good cause.
Plus he wants you all to know that all of the American military forces have left Iraq and put the Baath Party back in place to lead.
Oh, an dthat Michael Moore, he says he thinks he's cute.
Yeah!
They had to do that because otherwise he'd fly away.
[Fwuh-zoooooooom!]
Look!!!!
He Moved!!!!
Or was that just Dan Rather smacking the cage?
He'd probably be better able to breath underwater with a tuck, and a simple metal tube through the back of his neck.
Omg...I love that nitwit :-(
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