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Al Gore's new math
Radio | 9/3/04 | Cyclone59

Posted on 09/03/2004 3:24:05 PM PDT by Cyclone59

I had to do a double take when I thought I heard an ad where Kerry states that he served 2 tours in Vietnam and I thought "how could that be?" He compared his 2 tours in Vietnam to W's service in the National Guard and Cheney's 5 deferments. Someone please provide the formula that turns 1/2 a tour into 2 full tours. Things that make you go hmmmmmm.


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1 posted on 09/03/2004 3:24:05 PM PDT by Cyclone59
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To: Cyclone59

the boat docked twice


Doogle


2 posted on 09/03/2004 3:25:14 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF..408th MMS...Ubon, Thailand "69" ..."Wolfpack".night line delivery "Doogle")
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To: Cyclone59

Must be the same math they used to calculate the Bush bounce he wasn't supposed to get.


3 posted on 09/03/2004 3:26:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: Cyclone59

AL GORE IN 04, A scream for your life.

dems are wondering if it's too late.


4 posted on 09/03/2004 3:26:29 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: Cyclone59

He served on a Navy ship well offshore but in the theatre...he volunteered for the 'brown navy' because he thought it would be safe and he could make some home movies. Semper Fi from a grunt.


5 posted on 09/03/2004 3:26:34 PM PDT by MarkT
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To: Cyclone59

Says right on his web site that he did two tours and Edwards keeps saying it.
My hubby did 12 months, 1 tour of Nam and can't figure this out either.


6 posted on 09/03/2004 3:28:11 PM PDT by sweetiepiezer (We have to stop Kerry for our grandkids sake!!!!!!!! GO W)
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To: Cyclone59

He went to Japan for a while. My guess is that for Kerry close counts when you are dealing with locations and Purple Hearts.


7 posted on 09/03/2004 3:28:13 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Another military family for Bush)
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To: Cyclone59
Kerry's two tours: One in Nam and one in Cambodia?
8 posted on 09/03/2004 3:28:29 PM PDT by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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To: Cyclone59

Kerry served a full tour on the USS Gridley, and then served 1/3 of a tour on Swift Boats, supposedly cut short because he was wounded three times (and if your tour ends because you were wounded, it's only fair to consider it a full tour).


9 posted on 09/03/2004 3:30:04 PM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: Cyclone59

Kerry was on a destroyer that spent 5 weeks off the coast of Vietnam before he was assigned to the swift boats.


10 posted on 09/03/2004 3:30:09 PM PDT by magslinger (Happiness depends on being free, and freedom depends on being courageous. Thucydides)
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To: Cyclone59
Someone please provide the formula that turns 1/2 a tour into 2 full tours.

A standard tour of duty in Vietnam, as accepted by the US Military, was one year. You are not entitled to wear the Vietnam combat ribbon unless you spent at least 6 months in country (meaning within the borders of Vietnam, not off the coast - flying missions over Vietnam did count, however).

He was on the Gridley, which spent a month off the coast of Vietnam on SAR duty, and docked at Da Nang... once... and he didn't get off the boat. In his mind that's "tour #1."

He volunteered for the Swift Boats, specifically because they didn't get involved in the fighting (his words), but their mission changed from coastal patrols to river duty. He then spent one third of a tour (4 months versus 1 year), not 1/2 of a tour.In his mind that's "tour #2."

He's delusional. That's not the issue here, in my mind. What is apparent is that the press, even Fox, isn't going to call him on it.

That's outrageous.

11 posted on 09/03/2004 3:33:52 PM PDT by Phsstpok (often wrong, but never in doubt)
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To: Phsstpok
I was looking for something along the Monty Pyton response.

one half of the said tours is .25 then divided by the non-represented .5 of both tours gets you the answer of 2.

I hate to make light of anyones service, but I know that our old coach, Lonnie Clark - God rest his soul - is turning in his grave with all this trash talk. After our games, I played LB for the Cyclones and he was our coach, a few years ago, Lonnie and I would sit up on the front porch eating steaks and drinking a few beers shooting the poop about this and that - mostly what plays we should have called during the game. One night I got him to tell me about Vietnam, which he was embarrassed about I guess he didn't consider himself a hero. He was a Green Barret, kicked some butt the first time and went back and got Napalmed. He died 2 seasons ago and we still have our black LC on the back of our helmets - they will never leave them.
12 posted on 09/03/2004 4:10:00 PM PDT by Cyclone59
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To: Cyclone59

I always thought that his second tour was for the Democratic Republic of North Vietnam (the enemy) as a senior propagandist. His exploits included various actions that to his native country (the United States of America) should have been called "treason."


13 posted on 09/03/2004 4:25:24 PM PDT by dufekin (President Kerry would have our enemies partying like it's 1969. That's when he became a traitor.)
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To: Cyclone59

Doesn't the rehearsal and the filming of the reenactment count as two tours? I thought that was the new math.


14 posted on 09/03/2004 4:50:44 PM PDT by Artem55
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To: Cyclone59

INTREP


15 posted on 09/03/2004 5:17:37 PM PDT by LiteKeeper (Secularization of America ALERT)
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