Guess When the Breakdown Happens

[mnehring]

After watching all of Kerry's midnight speech and others from him this week, I was wondering.

How long will it be before he checks himself into a hospital for having a anxiety attack?

Any guesses?

[mrbillxx]

Perhaps...yet Amstel Light is still head and shoulders above and mass-produced American beer (and I use the term loosely.)

[theFIRMbss]

>If he hurries, maybe he can get a room next to Clinton...

Gee, I wonder if
Kerry is making time with
Hillary while Bill

is under the knife?
Yikes. Wouldn't the tabloids love
a photo of that . . .

[NutCrackerBoy]

Few are more pro-Bush or anti-Kerry than I. That said, I have been predicting all along that John Kerry would get battered at some point in this campaign, and it will force him to get his stuff together and mount a decent comeback. But I sincerely doubt it will be enough.

[bigbob]

Maybe someone needs to call the Manchsester Union-Leader, shades of Edmund S. Muskie?

[johnny7]

HA!

Peach shnapps?? That's what you give a 'skirt' to 'loosen' her up!

No man drinks that pogey-bait hootch unless he's stuck in a hotelroom after closing time!

[AlbionGirl]

Certainly for the anxiety attacks, but what do doctors prescribe for full, frontal emasculation? As Imus said, he'd better defend his manhood, and if not, just slip on his panties and fold up his tent.

All kidding aside, his emasculation at the hands of the SBVT has been something to behold, and I don't think it's quite over yet either.

[bikerman]

again with the finger whats with these Rats and their fingers????

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Maybe he could share a cheeseburger with Bubba...

[mlbford2]

I guess they can lay him up next to 'Slick'.

[Mr. Mojo]

How long will it be before he checks himself into a hospital for having a anxiety attack?

And when/if that happens, what do you want to wager that he and his leftist media lapdogs will claim he's getting shrapnel from his "heroic days in Vietnam" removed from his ass?

[toomanygrasshoppers]

I really do think he is mentally unstable. I don't think that his campaign can control him. His "midnight rally" last night was a train wreck. It was painful to watch him. He appeared to be very very tired. His speech was sometimes slurred and he made no sense most of the time.

[SAJ]

Correct. However, AL is still horsepee compared to dozens of other beers, including but not limited to XX, Bohemia, DAB, Dort Union, and Pilsner Urquell...not to mention any number of microbrews.

[You Dirty Rats]

Mama T is not going to go postal because she's done with campaigning. She's holed up in the Blue Ridge Mountains with her secret lover, Mr. T.

[kaylar]

I'm afraid WJC's health problems might give JFK a sympathy bounce in the polls.

[UsnDadof8]

"I checked myself into the institution before I checked myself out"

[griswold3]

I disagree. People who do not like Bush are excited about Kerry's "No more Mr. Nice guy" campaign against the big bully Bush. Ordinary people, not political junkies like us, ARE buying the backlash against Bush's attacks on a WAR HERO. I still say Kerry will win because Bush is a big meanie.

[UsnDadof8]

As I've pointed out many times SKerry vacations 4 days a week

I was wondering about that. Is that his way of showing us regular people that he is just like us ?? What a clueless wonder. His campaign manager ought to be given a medal of valor, and then shot at dawn.

[A CA Guy]

In his heart, with all his baggage, I think he always knew he had no more than the slimmest of chances.
Once the Swift Boat Vets came out and started to make an issue of his record during Nam and especially after, he had to know it was over at that time.

Now he is running for 2008, Bill with bypasses will always be seen as a less powerful influence on his party.
I figure Rudy will take out Hillary in 2006, thereby making her the ex governor of NY and highly unlikely to run for the Presidency.

Kerry is looking forward toward 2008, and frankly we have to figure who is next now and who we can get behind that is likable and a winner.

[pt17]

This has got to be a strain on Kerry for the following reasons:

• He doesn't have a predestined election outcome waiting for him like he did in MA.
• He is increasingly bumping into the reality that not everyone is buying the picture that he has painted of himself.
• He can't skip out on electioneering meetings like he did with congressional ones.
• Work is not something he seems accustom to.
• He will be continually confronted with the reality that his vacuous record isn't worth a bucket of warm spit(balls).
• He can't hide from all those veterans he shafted.
• Bush has an experienced and competent campaign staff and he doesn't.
• Bush is the president and he's not.
• He has the presence of a funeral director trying to convince you you're dying while trying to sell you an expensive coffin.
• The press is telling him he's blowing it in a most boring way.
• He's picking up a lot of bottom-feeders and riff raff who're weighting him down.
• He's got no ideas or idea what to do and his hair dressers and servants don't seem all that well versed in politics or foreign policy.
• He wasn't able to will the economy back into a recession.

Could be any time now.

[TN4Liberty]

He has the presence of a funeral director trying to convince you you're dying while trying to sell you an expensive coffin.

Outstanding... :)