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Japan's success down to pubic hair...
Ananova ^ | Sept 3, 2004

Posted on 09/03/2004 7:45:15 AM PDT by Area Freeper

A Japanese professor claims his country has the shape of its women's pubic hair to thank for its place on the world stage.

Professor Asaki Geino has published a thesis where he argues that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.

He says the pubic hair of Japanese women is of the type belonging to those who are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters.

The professor's thesis classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an 'inverted triangle'.

Professor Geinoe said: "This type is characterised by faithfulness and fitness for family life.

"Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is."

On the other hand, women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river".

"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor told Pravda.

"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don't like sitting at home on their own."


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To: thoughtomator

PUHLEEEZE NO!

They might go to San Francisco and figure out some way to

BREED!


21 posted on 09/03/2004 8:08:38 AM PDT by Quix (PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
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To: Area Freeper
I'll bet this guy stayed up all night for months trying to figure a way to achieve the same thing a gynecologist has achieved without going to med school.
23 posted on 09/03/2004 8:47:19 AM PDT by fritzz (He that is good at making Excuses… Is seldom good at anything else....Ben Franklin)
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To: Area Freeper

Obviously supports the bush doctrine


24 posted on 09/03/2004 9:45:28 AM PDT by waverna (I shall do neither. I have killed my captain...and my friend.)
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To: Area Freeper
As I read this, I can see my dialup is downloading images, and knowing this bunch I'm afraid to scroll down and look.
25 posted on 09/03/2004 11:27:47 AM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.©)
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To: Buggman
Weird.

Just . . . weird.

26 posted on 09/03/2004 1:44:15 PM PDT by Homo_homini_lupus (Sarcasm is my favorite HTML tag. Sometimes I forget to close it.)
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To: Area Freeper

Phrenology has more merit.


27 posted on 09/03/2004 1:45:08 PM PDT by Zeroisanumber
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To: Area Freeper

I missed my calling.


28 posted on 09/04/2004 1:28:24 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Senator Kerry is all rice, no shrapnel.)
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To: Area Freeper
"They also don't like sitting at home on their own."

On their own what?

29 posted on 09/04/2004 8:33:04 AM PDT by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

No pics :(


30 posted on 09/04/2004 8:34:05 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
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