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Japan's success down to pubic hair...
Ananova ^
| Sept 3, 2004
Posted on 09/03/2004 7:45:15 AM PDT by Area Freeper
A Japanese professor claims his country has the shape of its women's pubic hair to thank for its place on the world stage.
Professor Asaki Geino has published a thesis where he argues that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.
He says the pubic hair of Japanese women is of the type belonging to those who are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters.
The professor's thesis classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an 'inverted triangle'.
Professor Geinoe said: "This type is characterised by faithfulness and fitness for family life.
"Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is."
On the other hand, women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river".
"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor told Pravda.
"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don't like sitting at home on their own."
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To: thoughtomator
PUHLEEEZE NO!
They might go to San Francisco and figure out some way to
BREED!
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posted on
09/03/2004 8:08:38 AM PDT
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Quix
(PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
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To: Area Freeper
I'll bet this guy stayed up all night for months trying to figure a way to achieve the same thing a gynecologist has achieved without going to med school.
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09/03/2004 8:47:19 AM PDT
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fritzz
(He that is good at making Excuses… Is seldom good at anything else....Ben Franklin)
To: Area Freeper
Obviously supports the bush doctrine
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:45:28 AM PDT
by
waverna
(I shall do neither. I have killed my captain...and my friend.)
To: Area Freeper
As I read this, I can see my dialup is downloading images, and knowing this bunch I'm afraid to scroll down and look.
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posted on
09/03/2004 11:27:47 AM PDT
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JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.©)
To: Buggman
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posted on
09/03/2004 1:44:15 PM PDT
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Homo_homini_lupus
(Sarcasm is my favorite HTML tag. Sometimes I forget to close it.)
To: Area Freeper
Phrenology has more merit.
To: Area Freeper
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09/04/2004 1:28:24 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Senator Kerry is all rice, no shrapnel.)
To: Area Freeper
"They also don't like sitting at home on their own." On their own what?
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posted on
09/04/2004 8:33:04 AM PDT
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boris
(The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
To: NYC GOP Chick
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09/04/2004 8:34:05 AM PDT
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freedumb2003
(I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
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