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Major Wardrobe Malfunction! Miss Universe Loses Her Dress on the Runway!
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | 09/02/04

Posted on 09/02/2004 9:06:34 AM PDT by dead

Miss Universe de-frocked: Jennifer Hawkins stumbled during a fashion show at Westfield shopping centre in the Sydney suburb of Miranda yesterday, snagging her dress on her shoe and losing the lot. Her modesty was saved by a g-string. Photos: Russell Scarf/Network Ten



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: buttocks; darksheare; fullmoonrising; gstring; kerry; missamerica; missuniverse; mydressfelloff; oops; pageant; thong; uhoh; wardrobemalfunction; woops
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To: Larry Lucido

LOL


81 posted on 09/02/2004 1:40:22 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: cyborg
So that's why my mother is always telling me to wear undies with no holes in them.

Then how do you get your legs in them? ;-)

SD

82 posted on 09/02/2004 1:53:31 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: BossLady
HOLY FROCK !!!!! these are the times when you think of Mother's advice to always wear clean underwear you never know where you are gonna be .
83 posted on 09/02/2004 1:56:36 PM PDT by Searching4Justice
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To: SoothingDave

LOL!!! oh yeah I forgot :o)


84 posted on 09/02/2004 1:57:38 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: cyborg

Just so you know: I had NOTHING to do with this.


85 posted on 09/02/2004 2:16:16 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: cyborg
She is STILL telling you that????

LOL!!!!

86 posted on 09/02/2004 2:44:25 PM PDT by Eaker (Deer Camp North Gives a Whole New Meaning to Labor Day Weekend!!!)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!!!!

"talking pints", I think I'll have one!!!


87 posted on 09/02/2004 2:46:24 PM PDT by Eaker (Deer Camp North Gives a Whole New Meaning to Labor Day Weekend!!!)
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To: Eaker

Yeah, I accidentally typo'd while abusing a troll.. and that's what I typed.
*sigh*

But hey, nothing is as good as a talking pint!


88 posted on 09/02/2004 2:49:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: dead

Two words: The winner.


89 posted on 09/02/2004 2:53:43 PM PDT by Stentor
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To: Darksheare

'cept drinkin' a pint, or two!


90 posted on 09/02/2004 2:53:44 PM PDT by Eaker (Deer Camp North Gives a Whole New Meaning to Labor Day Weekend!!!)
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To: Eaker

True!


91 posted on 09/02/2004 3:03:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: dead

nice assets


92 posted on 09/02/2004 3:05:25 PM PDT by fnord (Being humble doesn't mean thinking less of yourself. It means thinking more of others.)
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To: TheMom

Treadmill Required Ping!!!


93 posted on 09/02/2004 3:17:34 PM PDT by Eaker (Deer Camp North Gives a Whole New Meaning to Labor Day Weekend!!!)
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To: martin_fierro

Now you're just being modest.


94 posted on 09/02/2004 3:20:49 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (God bless Senator Zell Miller.)
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To: cyborg

Throw off your bonds!


95 posted on 09/02/2004 3:47:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Bush took less time to find Saddam that Hillary did to find the Rose Law Firm billing records!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Okay! LOL


96 posted on 09/02/2004 5:25:05 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: cyborg; Slings and Arrows

Cast off your threads of oppression?


97 posted on 09/02/2004 5:55:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: Darksheare
"At least she was wearing underwear. Some fashion models don't. "

Most don't. Panty lines on the runway are really bad kharma. Don't ask me how I know this, other than being single and living in Fort Lauderdale.

It was on purpose. But I don't mind a bit!

98 posted on 09/02/2004 6:10:17 PM PDT by MonroeDNA (Kerry is a traitor)
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To: MonroeDNA

LOL!!
Why does that remind me of the line from "Last Action Hero" where the badguy is shouting in the roadway, "I'd like to make a confession. I shot a man. AND I DID IT ON PURPOSE!"

Yes, I know about the panty lines being bad..

There's the one designer Giardina (spelling?) and he likes to wrap his haute couture models in basically see through medical gauze and dental floss.. and then backlight the poor girls with spot floods.


99 posted on 09/02/2004 6:15:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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To: Eaker
Yes and in order to shut her yap, I now wear these...
100 posted on 09/02/2004 6:15:51 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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