Cheerleaders for Truth

Cheerleadersfortruth.com ^ | 8/04

[ZGuy]

Cheerleaders for Truth

"Did George Bush actually win a Varsity letter in Cheerleading at Yale? Or was this another "no show" like the National Guard?" current and alumni Yale cheerleaders are asking. "Why haven't any member of Bush's Cheerleading Squad come forward and verified that he actually attended practice and the games?"

Note that the available pictures of Bush cheerleading, such as the ones at the right, have an "A" on his sweatshirt. These were taken when he was a cheerleader at his prep school - Andover Academy . Where are the pictures of his actual cheerleading at Yale?

More importantly, did George Bush actually earn a Varsity Letter in Cheerleading, or was this, too, awarded to him (like his place in the freshman class) because of his wealthy family's longstanding relationship with Yale? Were the injuries he supposedly sustained on the field athletic injuries, or did he hurt himself simply because he was intoxicated at the time?

We, the Yale Cheerleaders for Truth, call upon Yale University President Richard C. Levin, to release the Yale Cheerleading Squad archives so that the American people can learn whether Bush's Varsity letter was justly awarded.

If any Yale Alumni served on the Cheerleading Squad with George Bush, or have pictures of President Bush actually leading the Cheerleading Squad at Yale, we urge you to come forward and present them to the public - and we will post them here.

Contact Cheerleaders for Truth at info@cheerleadersfortruth.com

[ZGuy]

I don't even know what to say . . .

[KevinDavis]

I do have something to say, but it can't be repeated here. Something about the no profanity rule....

[abnegation]

If this is all they can come up with, they are really hitting the bottom of the barrel. Must be their response to the Swifties ads.

[stuartcr]

+I know someone that knew somebody that can verify this...

[claudiustg]

This stunning development changes everything! :^)

[hushpad]

Boy, now that is really important to National Security. Someone call the news hounds..this will really hurt Bush! (/sarcasm)

[Constitution Day]

[billorites]

Love Boat Veterans for Truth

[Reactionary]

I guess cheerleading and valor are the same to moronic liberals.

Who knew?

[avg_freeper]

If I was a man of substantial means that had performed as a cheerleader in the past I would try to get that history erased too. Easy access to attractive girls, good. Pictures of me being a dork, bad.

[uberPatriot]

This is actually pretty funny.

[jenbuff]

They have got to be kidding. This will just make people laugh. I beg the MSM to cover this one.

[Mr. Jeeves]

It is. It's a parody, but I despair of the deep thinkers on FR ever figuring such things out before post 20 or so. The "leap to outrage" crowd always gets here first. ;)

[Paradox]

LOL! This has GOT to be a parody of the left, its just too funny! Brilliant!

[Starter]

Is it possible that this is just a parody of the AWOL stuff, or are the folks at Yale really that goofy?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

please please PLEASE tell me this is a joke

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Yep, I too found it to be some quality humor.

[NYC Republican]

I just sent them a really nice, albeit profanity-laced, e-mail.

[atomicpossum]

Satire alert, people.

Of course, the real question is:

Were these people on GW's squad?

Did these people serve at Homecoming?

[mnehring]

I would like to dispute that Kerry was ever a member of the S&B at Yale. Prove it Kerry. This should be a badge of courage.. or did you see 322 once and so you think you are a member?