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Student Charged With Clogging Toilet
Yahoo News ^ | Wed Aug 25,2004

Posted on 08/25/2004 6:29:25 PM PDT by Horatio Gates

PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.

Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.

Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.

Huffman was returning to Montana from a trip to Lethbridge, Alberta with four friends Saturday. Port authorities stopped their car for what was apparently a random search. The car's 19-year-old driver was cited for illegally possessing alcohol.

Huffman said he asked to use the bathroom while waiting for the driver.

A short time later, a port inspector discovered the toilet was clogged and threatened charges, Huffman said.

Cory Grayson, one of Huffman's friends, said he couldn't believe it when border agents first threatened charges.

"I didn't think they were serious at first, I was just laughing so hard," he said.

Port Director Larry Overcast said he could not comment on the case.

Huffman said he has hired an attorney and intends to fight the charge.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: astraightflush; mrhankeysrevenge; standbackburrito; strangenews; wipeearlyandoften; worldtoiletday
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For some reason, the witty comments just aren't coming to me right now.
1 posted on 08/25/2004 6:29:26 PM PDT by Horatio Gates
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To: NYC GOP Chick; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Xenalyte; Fierce Allegiance; Tijeras_Slim; ...

Too good to pass up! :)


2 posted on 08/25/2004 6:30:52 PM PDT by TheBigB (Sure wish -I- had one'a them anti-shrew barrels...)
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To: shotokan

Holy Crap Batman !


3 posted on 08/25/2004 6:31:47 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: shotokan
PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont.

Not a surprising locale.

4 posted on 08/25/2004 6:32:01 PM PDT by Sloth (John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
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To: TheBigB

Man this is really gonna hit the fan.


5 posted on 08/25/2004 6:32:38 PM PDT by HawkeyeLonewolf (Christian First, American Second (Conservative Anti-Smoker))
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To: shotokan

BTW, I never knew it was a crime. I should be doing hard time by now.


6 posted on 08/25/2004 6:32:40 PM PDT by Sloth (John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
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To: shotokan

Charge this guy with Criminal Preparation To Clog.

7 posted on 08/25/2004 6:34:40 PM PDT by martin_fierro (_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
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To: shotokan

Hate to think what charges he would have faced had he left the toilet seat up.


8 posted on 08/25/2004 6:34:41 PM PDT by harrycarey
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To: shotokan
Are stink bombs a violation of the Patriot Act?

On a side note, I went to undergrad at MSU in Bozeman.
9 posted on 08/25/2004 6:35:25 PM PDT by Carling (What happened to Sandy Burglar's Docs?)
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To: martin_fierro
And in other news...


10 posted on 08/25/2004 6:37:10 PM PDT by harrycarey
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To: martin_fierro

Whew!!! That is some jelly-belly.


11 posted on 08/25/2004 6:38:05 PM PDT by Kackikat
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To: harrycarey

ROFLMCO


12 posted on 08/25/2004 6:38:45 PM PDT by Kackikat
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To: shotokan

Does anyone have their address? I say we each send them a plunger!


13 posted on 08/25/2004 6:39:06 PM PDT by proudofthesouth
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To: shotokan

No piffy comments needed. This place needs a plunger.

Happened to my wife at her new job. I guess I shouldn't have gotten her lunch that day.


14 posted on 08/25/2004 6:39:18 PM PDT by Springman
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ROFLMCO

Laughing you *what* off?

(Trying to think of 'C' body parts that might fall off from laughing too much. Cranium? Cornea? Something else? Give me a hint. Are you a male or female?)

15 posted on 08/25/2004 6:51:33 PM PDT by harrycarey
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To: shotokan

I bet it was one of those eco-sissy 1.6 gpf sit-when-you-pee metrosexual toilets, not a manly 3.5 gpf.


16 posted on 08/25/2004 6:56:18 PM PDT by Sloth (John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
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To: shotokan

Holy Shiite! (Too late)


17 posted on 08/25/2004 7:24:30 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (Kerry Koolaid. Official drink of the DNC. Hard to swallow but it ain't Bush!)
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Sure hope she never knows that you shared this. Telling a forum that your wife plugged a toilet while taking a dump is usually a no-no. S**t could really hit the fan on this one!!! LOL
18 posted on 08/25/2004 11:42:43 PM PDT by codyjacksmom ("Tereeza Pleease...I need more allowance so I can hire someone to teach me how to throw like a boy")
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"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.

I don't know why this tickled me, but I'm giggling like a schoolgirl.
19 posted on 08/26/2004 6:04:02 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: martin_fierro

That man has malicious intent if ever I saw it - I'd go so far as to characterize him as preparing to act with malice aforethought - but I could never stipulate to his being an attractive nuisance.


20 posted on 08/26/2004 6:10:55 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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