"Sorry, Mr. Franken. Our polling data shows that you're not good enough, you're not smart enough, and darn it, nobody likes you."
Posted on 08/02/2004 10:23:26 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback
This week's thread was a joint venture with Rambette66, my luscious wife. Please give her a round of applause!
(And that's the last time I'm putting that there, because she helps me so much that it's easier to just tell you when she's not in on it!)
Note: Due to lots of Freep activities late last week (After-action report forthcoming), the Caption-A-Rama will be shorter than usual, but we' ll make up for it next week.
Dwarf Prime's Beantown Hair Affair: Voters beware!
"Sorry, Mr. Franken. Our polling data shows that you're not good enough, you're not smart enough, and darn it, nobody likes you."
These girls were from ANSWER. Apparently the question was "Who's the skanks?" Their names are (not making this up) Tasha Eve and Zazel Loven, and the writing on Tasha's crotch says, "Expose Bush," which is awfully brave talk for somebody wearing a body suit. Bill Clinton orbited their table all week. they were a bit skinny, so he took two...
"And if I had big ol' breastisses like this, I'd be putting ice on my own lip!"
"Yo ho, you got back and a half! Call me!"
"Guess where this has been!"
"Alright, and then we get to the part where I say, 'Hey brothers, did you check out that Hillary? Has she got back or what? I mean fuh-shizzle! Makes me want to get down with OPP, yo.'"
"Hey, you look familiar...didn't I burn your village back in 'Nam? How'd that work out for you, anyway?"
"O Lord, please give my hair plenty of shiny body as I go about, doing your work, promoting abortion-on-demand and Massachusetts-style fisting education..."
Franken: So, you wanna go back to the hotel and play "Bill and Monica?"
Hillary: Al, I'm gay. And if I wasn't gay, I'd be gay today.
Some have said this isn't a proper salute and that a former Navy officer should know better. But actually, it's the salute used by the North Vietnamese Navy, so it's all good.
Lacking the resistance found in humans, thousands of Boston squirrels were bored to death by Kerry's acceptance speech. The Sanitation Department will be really busy.
Dreadful stupid, Palestine
At a summer camp in Palestine, a little girl learns one of those great traditional Palestinian campfire songs, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles." This followed crafting class, where they learned that red wire and green wire must never shake hands.
"Love...Love will keep us together..."
"Lovin' you...is easy, 'cause you're beautiful..."
"I switched from Depends to Oops I crapped My Pants. They hold a lot more dung!"
Knock-knock-knockin’ on Lot’s door
"Oh Mr. Pooky-kins, only you and my two gay dads understand me, especially my non-sperm daddy."
Miscellaneous idiocy
"John Kerry's health care plan worked for me! The dental plan is real spiffy!"
A nation prepared to mourn filmmaker Michael Moore, who met with an accident when he wandered onto a Georgia game preserve in a drunken stupor following a Dem convention after-party. That nation, by the way, is France.
NOT FUNNY! Here's the original caption: "An Iraqi man wears a steel torture mask while browsing through a collection of torture equipment at Baghdad's al-Shaab stadium July 25, 2004. An Iraqi Olympic committee said that the devices were used by Uday, the elder son of the ousted Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein against athletes with poor performance." Cheer extra loud for the Iraqi Olympic team, folks, they deserve it!
Santa's evil twin, The Harbinger of Death.
Trying to prevent an all too common problem at these socialist protests: Ya smokes ya crack, ya gives the bomb to the baby.
"I will break my foot off in your @$$!!"
An Iraqi art gallery owner shows off a piece protesting Abu Ghraib. "Forget math or music, crappy art is the universal language!"
Why didn't these OxFam protestors realize that most politicians have their heads stuck in a completely different hole? Because despite appearances, they've got their heads in the same location.
Sorry girls, Madeline Albright said Sudan is not marketable in America.
Employees pose in an archive room at the Clinton Presidential Library. The woman on the right gave the former President his first "Monica" and the woman on the left is credited with suggesting that an ice machine be installed in the men's room.
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) (C) plays with the wind as he travels onboard Lake Express high speed ferry in Lake Michigan.
A San Francisco man sits, dejected, after learning that the City's expanded
marriage policy does not yet apply to men wanting to marry their stuffed animals.
"It is just a matter of time before the principles of Sullivan are applied to
members of the human/plushie community", he said...
In a light moment, John Kerry did his Kim Jong Il impersonation: "Ah so, you round-eye vote John Kelly, velly good, me no make big explosion in your house, velly fine, chop chop". The Asian community was not amused.
Mr. Silverback,Bump.
LOL! Great Caption-a-Rama. Which one isn't? Give my regards to Rambette and don't forget to ping me for your after-action report.
An Al Qaeda agent improvises some headgear to show his solidarity with John "Spaceman" Kerry...
Al Queda militant to US Marine: "None Shall Pass"
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