[condi2008]

"You wanna do some 'drates?"

[GATOR NAVY]

Don't bogart those 'drates, my friend...

[solitas]

Remember: research has shown that, since the beginning of time, most of the people who have eaten bread have died.
Statistically speaking, if you've EVER eaten bread, you WILL die.

[Luna]

I don't eat the Atkins way, so how come I'm not overweight? Oh, I know. I don't overeat and I exercise.

[HairOfTheDog]

Today, of course, nobody eats bread. People are terrified of all carbohydrates, as evidenced by the recent mass robbery at a midtown Manhattan restaurant, where 87 patrons turned their wallets over to a man armed only with a strand of No. 8 spaghetti.

This is a funny article.... and it's more true than satirical!

[MamaTexan]

When we wanted to lose weight, we went on low-calorie diets in which we ate only inedible foods such as celery, which is actually a building material, and grapefruit, which is nutritious but offers the same level of culinary satisfaction as chewing on an Odor Eater.

LOL! Why is it the better something is for you, the worse it tastes?

[boris]

What's for lunch? CHON. It's always CHON: Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen...plus trace impurities.

--Boris

[ICX]

LMAO!

A buddy of mine told me that Atkins was responsible for driving meat prices up roughly 40% since its inception. I'm not sure if this is true or not, but I hate the Atkins craze - most people have no idea how to maintain a clean diet and end up hurting themselves in the long run.