ZOT!!! FIRE RAINS FROM SKY, TROLL PERISHES

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THAT RABBIT'S DYNAMITE!

[OSHA]

I soiled my armor I was so scared. Maybe it will confuse it if we run away some more.

[Kitty Mittens]

That's cute, Lady Jag! Thank you for pinging me! :^D

[4mycountry]

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

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I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

[Happygal]

I knew that there was something funny going on when my skull started to sound like it was being used for a trial run of the Hundred Yard Dash

Lay off the grog, hon! ;-)

[Americanwolf]

sorry Ralph that wonder llama was ultimately responsible for the opening credits of The holy grail by Monty python... It looked like him in disguise... and Ralph is also evil!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

You got that too?

Geez, these things don't realize that their place is in the central nervous system and not going around acting like Carl Lewis!

Very uppity, if you ask me.

[Watery Tart]

Fit of pique: cleaning beeber until I found I wasn't on the RKBA, Inaugural Edition I.

*taps foot, hears crickets*

Y'all will be ducking scimitars for the foreseeable future.

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Marcellus Arkansus says:

"I'm gonna call a coupl'a hard, pipe hittin' WASP's over here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch! YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' ROCK BOY? I AINT DONE WIT' YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT!

I'm gonna get medieval on yo' thread..."

[Neets]

ACK!!!!!!!!!!!! my EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Watery Tart]

Bring out The Gimp.

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The Gimp is too busy out campaining with that Kerry fellow.

[Lady Jag]

You got that right! Here it is Saturday, and mine's taken that day off!

[DocRock]

"Flushing out trolls and flattening them for a safer and saner Republic!"

I think I can confirm this from a new found transcript of the Viking Kitty Squadron bomb run.

In this new video, you can hear VK Red and Blue leaders discuss this very topic.

Viking Kitty Squadron Bomb Run Video

Transcript:

Pilot: "Large group of individuals on the road, do you want me to take those out?"

Command: "Take them out."

Wing Man: "Not a good day for them."

(inaudible)

VK Blue Leader: "Viking Kitty Red Leader, this is Blue Leader, Do you have a visual on all these trolls? Over."

Pilot 1: "10 seconds"

Command: "Roger"

VK Red Leader: "Roger Blue Leader, they are running scared from the Viking Kitties. Over."

Pilot: "Impact!"

Command: "Ohhhh Dude!"

Howard Dean: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[OSHA]

OUCH! Hey watch it with that toad sticker. You could put someones eye out!

Beautiful Lady O' the Lake, I'm sure the king has a place of honor for you right at the top o' the list.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

That's the way I like my brains.

Just maxin' and relaxin'.

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...but it WAS funny tho'

[Watery Tart]

Zed ain't fer sure who's first yet....he'll let The Gimp know.

[Neets]

K, 10pts for humor, -10 for Retina burning factor.