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1 posted on 07/13/2004 4:08:43 PM PDT by Taka No Kimi
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To: sweetliberty

PING


2 posted on 07/13/2004 4:12:44 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Taka No Kimi

3 posted on 07/13/2004 4:12:46 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Taka No Kimi

Er, did you *mean* to misspell the subject line?


4 posted on 07/13/2004 4:16:05 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: dakine

Funny ping....


5 posted on 07/13/2004 4:21:26 PM PDT by codyjacksmom (Found FR by accident.....stayed at FR by choice.)
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To: Taka No Kimi

Thanks so much for posting this. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.


6 posted on 07/13/2004 4:21:49 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Taka No Kimi

There's a bunch of these type of things in Jay Leno's "Headlines" segment and I have a book of excerpts from that. Also, National Lampoon's "True Facts" section has some books collecting some funny but true bits, including the "missing letters" (from signs) department:

COLON(Y) CLEANERS
(M)ASS DEPT OF REVENUE
MARC'S BI(G) BOY COFFEE SHOP
G(R)EEK VILLAGE
PAIN(T) 10 TO 50 PER CENT OFF
GOODWIVES (S)HOPPING


And there's one I can't really post directly as it appears but it's for a fast food restaurant and I'll leave you to
figure out what letter someone "stole":
NOW HIRING ALL SHIFTS --BE PART OF OUR TEAM
(hint) letter was taken from fourth word)

And then there was PENNI'S MARKET in Marblehead, MA.
For some reason, everyone kept taking one of the "N's"
from the name...
On a motel: HOT? COME TAKE A SWIM IN OUR POO(L)




10 posted on 07/13/2004 4:28:26 PM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Marie Antoinette
-"Happy Valley Kennel Club held their September meeting at Scuffey's Restaurant in Plattsburg. Several members exhibited their dongs at the Stanley Kennel Club A Match." Ping
12 posted on 07/13/2004 8:32:55 PM PDT by Big Giant Head ( < What stupid thing are we going to do today, Brain?>)
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To: Taka No Kimi
I always doubt these things are real.

I always used to like those Kermit Schafer blooper books until I read one that I knew for a fact wasn't true.

After that, I always assume these things are made up unless they include an actual citation--and I don't always believe them even then.

13 posted on 07/13/2004 8:38:15 PM PDT by ScottFromSpokane (Re-elect President Bush: http://spokanegop.org/bush.html)
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To: Taka No Kimi
When I was in college, the varsity bowling team did a fund raiser that was an all-you-can-eat spaghetti feed. They advertised it in the university student newspaper like this:

Varsity Blowing Team -- all you can eat spaghetti feed $3.

15 posted on 07/13/2004 8:45:20 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: Taka No Kimi
Tijunna customes stuned my beeber.
16 posted on 07/13/2004 9:17:21 PM PDT by martin_fierro (P a t r v v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Taka No Kimi
Thanks, those were really funny.

Not a typo, but I did see road signs once:

<---Clinton...................Prosperity--->

18 posted on 07/14/2004 8:55:22 PM PDT by exDemMom (Think like a liberal? Oxymoron!)
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