Posted on 07/08/2004 5:33:18 AM PDT by presidio9
NEW YORK If Debra Lafave is convicted of sexual misconduct and lewd exhibition, the middle school teacher will be part of a frightening trend: A report to Congress Wednesday found that one in every 10 school-age kids endures sexual misconduct by a teacher or other school employee.
Lafave is accused of having sex with a 14-year-old student at least five times at her home, at school and in the back of her SUV.
The student identified butterfly and Chinese letter tattoos on Lafave's body for investigators.
The 23-year-old reading specialist at Greco Middle School near Ocala, Fla., turned herself into authorities Monday, accompanied by her attorney.
He's not fat. He's a widdle boy.
Not if you talk nice. So says hubby.
VERSION FOR THE WOMEN: I am torn between the need to project my false-machismo exterior, and the need to reveal my true and innermost tender feelings. I must brace against a cold and brutal world, yet, I yearn for the tender touch of a woman... and the ability to lower my guards so she can truly see me.
VERSION FOR THE MEN: Whadda bunch of hopeless saps wimmins are. Ya gotta talk like this if'n yer gonna land 'em in the sack, y'know? (BUUUUUURRRRP) (FAAAARRRRRTTTTT) Now, let's get another effin' case of frosty brews and turn the game on! Den we'll go to da strip club!!
LOL, so you know this guy I was talking about!
I actually felt sorry for him, he is an acquaintance of mine, since I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone.
He didn't have a chance in heck with getting lucky with my friend, but she says he buys her drinks everytime they end up at the same bar. Maybe he's going for the "eye candy sitting next to him" points?
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear an unzipping zipper 500 feet away.
Just kiddin'
I just spilled coffee all over my keyboard.... thanks a lot.
He's demonstrating that the human capacity for hope, even in the face of hopelessness, is infinite.
I guess that would be all pig and no ring.
ROTF!!!! Daughter has a Scottish fiance. Gonna forward your reply to him.
Welcome back. LOL.
Letting men buy you drinks is not equivalent to being a golddigger. If I have to buy my own drinks, I'm in the wrong place and I leave.
Oh guys, this has been a hoot, but sadly, it's time for me to get ready for work. I will expect many, many more entertaining posts to read when I get home later this afternoon!
If no-one is buying you a drink, I need to go examine the mental state of the men out your way.
"...If I have to buy my own drinks, I'm in the wrong place and I leave."
EXACTLY.
The guys are having too much fun with this to add my experiences and dampen the spirit.. It's true we are all different of course, and I am not a wilted lily by any means, I don't know this kid, but as a 12 year old, I was terminally traumatized.
I changed in so many ways, some of which were small, others were sick and sad.. I never really felt completely comfortable alone with a girl until I was much older or even letting myself be seen without being fully dressed in front of my own mom after the episode. Lets just say innocence lost could have described it well.. Well, maybe it was just me..
He would have better odds if he slapped her.
I'd buy you a drink in a heartbeat!:)
Right, thats it.
God knows I love you Carlo. But you left that one sittin right over the plate.
I take a novel approach. In order to conserve money, I have a fully-stocked bar in the car. I ask what the woman wants, then I run out to the car, mix her the drink she wishes, and run back in, occasionally sloshing some of the drink on the people I'm bustling against.
She gets her drink, and I'm only out on average about $0.82. If I really like her, I might draw her top-shelf shots. Otherwise, it's the well, baby.
I get a lot of really funny stares. I wonder why?
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