Posted on 06/19/2004 11:02:27 AM PDT by mmyers
Democratic:
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:30pm - Anti-war rally #1. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally #2. (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues. 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony. 9:30pm - * Intermission * 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony #2. 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:30pm - Cameo by Howard Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!" 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony. 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate. 12:30am - Ted Kennedy drives everyone home.
This was funnier the first 30 times it was posted.
I never saw it before and enjoyed it.
A generation comes, and a generation goes, and the jokes return to their course.
The problem with political jokes is that they end up getting elected.
"I just want old algore up on stage after stage,screaming and drooling,and raving like a madman.I dream of hearing him sing the praises of John F'in Kerry! The algore curse is worse than THE CURSE OF THE BAMBINO. :-)"
What week in July is the convention of conventions?
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