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Convention Schedule at Boston
06/19/2004 | mmyers

Posted on 06/19/2004 11:02:27 AM PDT by mmyers

Democratic:

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:30pm - Anti-war rally #1. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally #2. (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues. 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony. 9:30pm - * Intermission * 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony #2. 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:30pm - Cameo by Howard Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!" 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony. 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate. 12:30am - Ted Kennedy drives everyone home.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dncconvention

1 posted on 06/19/2004 11:02:28 AM PDT by mmyers
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To: mmyers

This was funnier the first 30 times it was posted.


2 posted on 06/19/2004 11:03:57 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (John Kerry - Not the Swiftest Boat in the Delta.)
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To: mmyers

I never saw it before and enjoyed it.


3 posted on 06/19/2004 11:07:22 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Tijeras_Slim

A generation comes, and a generation goes, and the jokes return to their course.


4 posted on 06/19/2004 11:07:29 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: GSlob

The problem with political jokes is that they end up getting elected.


5 posted on 06/19/2004 11:35:40 AM PDT by lightman
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To: lightman
True; but then we get - in return for our taxes - entertainment value out of them.
6 posted on 06/19/2004 11:47:17 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: mmyers
What I want to see @ the rat convention:

"I just want old algore up on stage after stage,screaming and drooling,and raving like a madman.I dream of hearing him sing the praises of John F'in Kerry! The algore curse is worse than THE CURSE OF THE BAMBINO. :-)"


7 posted on 06/19/2004 12:38:25 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ( J.F.K. STANDS FOR: (JIHAD FOR KERRY!))
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To: mmyers

What week in July is the convention of conventions?


8 posted on 06/19/2004 3:57:14 PM PDT by Theodore R.
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