[freedom moose]

well you can't say you didn't ask for it.....
jazz bass joke
a British family is vacationing in Africe on a safari. at their base camp they gather around the fire each night to eat, tell stories and relax with their native guides. on the first night they hear drumming, cheering and the sound of dancing apparently coming from a nearby village. at first the English wife is alarmed but the guide explains that it is quite normal and there is no danger. this goes on for several nights, every night the drumming and cheering becomes louder and the apparent sound of dancing becomes more intense.
then on their final night of the safari they gather and hear the usual sounds, only this night suddenly the drumming, cheering and dancing suddenly stop
the English woman becomes alarmed again "guide! guide!!! why did the drumming and dancing stop????!!!"
the guide answers "bass solo"

OK i'll stop there.....let me know if you can handle another

[Jemian]

Tell me, tell me. I want another.